CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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So I got a tattoo last month, and completely forgot to share... 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
That and I'm a hippie fuckgin stoner and my first bong had a lil yellow smiley face
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So I got a tattoo last month, and completely forgot to share... 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ye actually. That's what it is. A reminder that happiness is always nearby.
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So I got a tattoo last month, and completely forgot to share... 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
And this is actually my first one :)
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Actual crimes vs saying something rude 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ah yes... The Fable series.
"Mister can I have your autograph?"
Oh sorry, I don't have any paper...
"You're literally the worst person ever!!!"
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Maybe Dad's paycheck bought the food 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Some warm ass whispers
I'll wait for the Captain 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*laughs in antidepressants*
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Kumbaya
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*praises the fire god xvarnah*
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*starts burning people who state facts*
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*throws chocolate at xvarnah while also burning those little books of daily fun facts*
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*starts dumping medical textbooks in the dumpster fire*
Puff puff pass the turkey 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I forgot where they were...
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*continues burning the world's supply of facts in the dumpster fire*
Puff puff pass the turkey 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Can I come over for Thanksgiving?
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Hidden for politics 77 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Sure. *continues stirring the shit pot*
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captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*sits back with popcorn to watch the comments* >:D
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Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ace gang!
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Don't you wanna eat it, eat it (sorry if it's a repost, it's been a while y'all) 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I just want to cuddle... :'(
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Late, but great 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
That's Pichu, you swine!
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New band 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
And pot
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Yes 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Flakey wakey bready bits and savory wavory saucy sauce
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20 years of development 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*bass drop*
This week 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Can... Can I have that implant?
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Can confirm - works like a miracle! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I mean if anything they're catching a few fruit flies and then they're just laying eggs or whatever and breeding in the cup.
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