CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Apologies to mold lovers everywhere 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
i prefer the special mold that makes your brain go woooooo
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Clownin' Around Day 5 - A Juggalo Spendin' Lotsa Dough 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
You could call it...a mothafuckin miracle
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Thank you good sir 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
It's always been crab
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Bugger about and discover 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
Go watch Sandman
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32° 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
420 degrees
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That's gotta hurt 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
Do you mean the Halcyon corporation?
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Surely this is a troll account? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
Has to be. No one that fucked up could be as happy the person in the picture.
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A world of shit 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 year ago
*someone else
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Based china man 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
This is Frank Zang erasure and I will not stand for it
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Quack! 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I'm just mad that Shaggy ain't shaggy anymore. Can't call him shaggy if he got a fade.
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What's up with that 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
My eyesight has been getting worse and worse over the last 10 or so years I've needed glasses. This is what I'm gonna tell people from now on when i murder them. 'it wasnt me, it was my bad eyesight, it made me do it!' XD
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What have you searched 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I call bullshit
Bite me, Vladdy 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Read the Tome of Bill series
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Worst state 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Florida
This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Each universe has it's own set of infinity stones that only work there. So he'd still have to be able to gather them, and whether or not he could even obtain the soul stone is questionable.
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This is an Avenger's level threat 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
False, the scariest thing is Squirrelgirl.
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Best anime in the world 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
This is a hill I am willing to die on too
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Lol sorry for the massive spam, but I supposedly come from the state the number in that song is from, and I've heard that song just about every day for 5 years.
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Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
5309
867-5309 (5309)
867-5309 (5309)
867-5309
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
867-5309
For the price of a dime, I can always turn to you
867-5309
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Jenny, don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny, I called your number
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I got it (I got it), I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it), I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Maralago 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309
867-5309