CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Raunchy inquisitive intuitive 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 hours ago
Supposedly my father's side of the family has german ancestors. My mother's sise has Polish ancestors. No wonder I hate myself so much.
Spookposting '24 #3 - This Made Me Snicker 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 hours ago
But those are full sized snickers
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 hours ago
I'm pretty sure fungi is still classified as alive tho... It's actually very confusing.
Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 18 hours ago
Bread isn't vegan. Yeast is a living organism.
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Shocking found footage 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 days ago
Don't point a trailcam into your neighbors yard then
Kitties :3 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago 1
Kitty :) 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
*puts you in box*
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Drinking Corona while looking at the sun's corona 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
World didn't end 4/10
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Drinking Corona while looking at the sun's corona 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 1 week ago
The prompt we were given was 'hey look at that up there!'
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Why dafuq is he carrying a frying pan??? 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
YOU WAKE ME FROM MY SLUMBER FOR THIS??
Sweet Water of Life 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 weeks ago
iM tRiPpInG bAlLs!
Fillosuffee meem 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 6 weeks ago
This is Diogenes erasure!!!
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Froggy Says Hi 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 10 weeks ago
Hello there!
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Birdseye pea car – 2005 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 17 weeks ago
When you fart in a Volkswagen
Wot 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 21 weeks ago
WHO DARES SUMMON ME TO A 4 YEAR OLD POST?
Four seasons on a Finnish island 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 33 weeks ago
Animal crossing
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Ha, gottim 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 33 weeks ago
It's above his waist so it doesn't even count.
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Omg they where roomies 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 34 weeks ago
We all would
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Frozen fog 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 35 weeks ago
Time to put my dick in there
The Shower Drain Has Eyes 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 35 weeks ago
Hermaeus Mora?
They call me Cakelover for a reason 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 38 weeks ago
I'm here stuck with a gag account i made to act in character, and yet here i am because it became known enough
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It's probably bedtime 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 42 weeks ago
Oh no I dropped my lit match
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Oh yee gods! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 43 weeks ago
*tire disappears, causing me to wreck*
Dammit Jesus, wrong wheel!
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