captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Uncooperative zigdanamus lusty 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 10 hours ago
Bread isn't vegan. Yeast is a living organism.
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Shocking found footage 1 comments
Why dafuq is he carrying a frying pan??? 22 comments
Ha, gottim 1 comments
They call me Cakelover for a reason 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 38 weeks ago
I'm here stuck with a gag account i made to act in character, and yet here i am because it became known enough
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Oh yee gods! 2 comments
captainjackharknes
· 43 weeks ago
*tire disappears, causing me to wreck*
Dammit Jesus, wrong wheel!
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Dammit Jesus, wrong wheel!
Been awhile. Hey 5 comments
captainjackharknes
· 46 weeks ago
The cleaner fell over dead, his body is just covered with trash.
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He might not be autistic but otherwise accurate 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 47 weeks ago
I mean, how else is he gonna continue to fund all the stuff he does?