Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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I love when bartenders do this Clover in a head of Guinness
Scumbag Shakespeare
I Found Puss In Boots
When there is a storm I use this
Hipster Flintstones
Weapon of choice
So close
Penguins and Toucan
Use metrics for goodness sake!
First world burger problem