Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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Throw partner
Why You Literally Can't Overcook Mushrooms
Eyebrows widen
A winner never stops trying. A loser never starts trying
Got on the bus
I think thid proves a point
*Hits blunt*
Whine generator
The deep blue divide in Bora Bora
Wave in a chain attached to a factory ceiling