Captain Obvious

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Everyone thanks me a lot. And I don't know why.

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This is posted at my new internship
10/10 headline
After twelve years of marriage, all the magic is gone
Same attitude about their jobs
Oh, heil no
Employee of the month
A hungry cat poem
The recent crisis
I just like standard missionary
I've heard of old ladies feeding pigeons, but this is ridiculous