Looks like my mom in the morning...

From the world of Cars, Pixar presents, Dogs

and people say cats are evil...

I would buy it on the spot if the keys made noise

Would you prefer green eggs and ham, or blue fish fillet?

My cat, pouncing upon its helpless victims

Antarctica!

That happened to me in 6th grade, some girl thought I was staring at her boobs...

wear those to a formal event! like a dance or business meeting

Metapod used harden

What a dad joke haha

Reborn. Denying won't change it. (Robert Jordan, Lord of Chaos, page 206)

The king of cameos!

Aussies, your doing it right!

I am the silence...

I want to go to Florida, to the nearest homeless person and give him a Big Mac, then proceed to free run away from the police