Emma Hook

captainswan


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I'm Emma (means imma marry Hook xD) 20 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
You called?
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Yep 9 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
This is me hahaha
Add water and the monster shows itself 4 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
It's Toothless!!
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I love Scottish twitter 9 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Not sure what I love more: the Scottish twitter or the thing about the coins
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He's Got His Bath Hat On 9 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
That last pic is pure gold
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More Sco'ish twitter 7 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Me too! I don't always understand them, but I love them
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Instant regret 4 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
*Record scratch, freeze frame*
"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation."
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Which other countries celebrate Fat Thursday? 20 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Also, every weekend.
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Which other countries celebrate Fat Thursday? 20 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Braaidag in South Africa
· Edited 7 years ago
Which one are you?? 21 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
People walk around while brushing teeth??
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Takes a minute to tangle and an hour to untangle 3 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Every damn time.
It was a weapon of mass lactation 44 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
I like this woman.
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Wtf are they wearing? 25 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Not clothes, either.
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Well, if this ain't about the realest f*ckin' thing I've read in a while 3 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
I'm so glad I'm not the only one hahaha
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Why does your cereal have ice cubes in it? 7 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
*hides*
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Why does your cereal have ice cubes in it? 7 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
This is worse than pineapple on pizza.
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Took me a few seconds to realize 6 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Wait, it's not?
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Twin from another mother 6 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
But imagine the initial meeting... you sit down and look at the guy next to you and you're looking at yourself.
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Generally true 25 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
TOO SOON
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Abandoned church 6 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Where in France is this?
· Edited 7 years ago
For sale on etsy 7 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
This is highly disturbing.
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To all the French speaking funsubsters 35 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Yes 80 is quatre vingt, aka 4 twenty
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So he's the reason 3 comments
captainswan · 7 years ago
Happens all the time...