CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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So sad 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 3 days ago
I was 17 during my sr year of high school
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Anon gets laid in Russia 1 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 days ago
Ill take "sh*t that didn't happen" for 500, Alex
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Oh, by the way, have you heard? Jesus dies in the Bible, and comes back to life later 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 days ago
My kids really like star wars, but they're still to young for the movies... I've seen a few of the kids books that spoil the hole empire/darth vader thing, and we dont read those...
I want some of that to be new to them when i we finally watch the movies together
I am faking It boys 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 1 week ago
Ha...
You know back when i was in the Air Force and tore the hell out of my meniscus (I didn't know it at the time), the doctor legit told me that my knee was swollen the size of a tree because i didn't stretch enough.
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Clackamas making itself heard 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 1 week ago
Oh, you sound like one of those people that wants to vote for that side....
I hate that side...
True beauty [OC] 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 2 weeks ago
Yeah, but with gold, you can buy power
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Guzzle it down like an animal 16 comments
captbojangles18 · 2 weeks ago
Thats... Less gross... But still ew.
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Guzzle it down like an animal 16 comments
captbojangles18 · 2 weeks ago
Ew...
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My mom bought a set of green legs from a garage sale 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 2 weeks ago
Feels like im wearing nothin at all! Nothin at all! Nothin at all!
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Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 3 weeks ago
Also good
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Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 3 weeks ago
Hey, i made myself a 3d printed mask that ive been using since March...
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Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 3 weeks ago
Splitting hairs i suppose. You're not wrong
Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 weeks ago
Im not sure its lying...
But it still is pretty scummy.
All of these people seem to be telling only the part of the story that they want to use...
Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 weeks ago
Im not sure its lying...
But it still is pretty scummy.
All of these people seem to be telling only the part of the story that they want to use...
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Stacy's mom is top tier m*lf 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 weeks ago
I mean, its true, and i lol'd...
But imagine if there was a playlist called "songs to excite the black folk"...
Survival 101 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 weeks ago
Yeah, a good black bean burger is actually pretty delicious
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The police taking a knee with protesters in Miami, Florida 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 weeks ago
The good cops hate the racist assholes too
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Found it 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 weeks ago
I don't know that ive ever been so excited that i couldn't at least put a towel on first...
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Ass hooker 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 weeks ago
Somehow I don't see papa palpatine lasting very long in this version...
Ass hooker 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 weeks ago
Alternate storyline where Anakin and Padme break up, and this happens?
What a great era! 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 weeks ago
I can't remember where i read it, but the best thing i heard that helps is "when one spouse that was at work all day gets home, both people think they can finally take a break. They're both wrong"
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What a great era! 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 weeks ago
You know at least the main points arent that bad...
Currently im the stay-at-home dad part of the week, and my wife is the stay-at-home mom the other part.
Sure, the details may be a bit dated, but the general concept of "make sure the one just getting home from work has a chance to de-stress" is something both of us try to work towards
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Help a sad friend 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 weeks ago
Sigh.... *Unzips pants*
You gotta think out of box, my boy 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 6 weeks ago
This is my new favorite version of this meme
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