I really don't understand the r/roastme thing...

Wat?

Soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines.
We will give each other shit to no end, but like siblings, we're the only ones who can do it.
I like how my phone auto-capitalized Marine...

Well... In some form anyway.
If you apply conservation of mass...

With a few exceptions (332nd FG) I thought they were mostly given support roles like cooks and whatnot.

What? A dude who respects and befreinds another dude without wanting to bone? Insanity! The only logical explanation is hat Shang wanted to ride the F train to pound town

Unless that's a typo... No... No you weren't 330g

Wait.... Orcas aren't dolphins...

It's quite a walk, but it's definitely worth it

I actually was... Thank you

Metal...

I had the same thought.
The questions says that after 24 hours your bank account would go back to normal... so this to me seems like a rare case where the late night TV strategy of investing in gold is a good idea.
Just buy all the gold you can. After 24 hours, your bank account reverts, but you still have money to spend on whatever you need

It is/was. If you've seen the full video, it's an actual gas turbine jet about
5-6ft long...

Holy crap...