CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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A wholesome boss 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Not that the boss shouldn't have done that...
But how the hell does a small business owner afford that?
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Fixed it 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
My apologies @xvarnah
If you were just making a joke, I read it wrong.
I interpreted this post as a commentary on climate change, so I read your comment as the same kind of argument that deniers or climate change regularly make.
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Fixed it 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Just a few months after record highs...
But you know, go ahead and pretend climate change isn't a problem because it's cold today....
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Damn you woman 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Why the fuck is there a squirrel?!?!
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Just about perfect 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
True, but pizza is delicious. I was going with something that nobody cares that much about, since imo I don't care for women who are "just" hot.
Now if this woman has something else going for her, then I'm interested...
Just about perfect 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Meh...
Yeah she's hot... But so's a bagel out of the microwave...
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Same goes for guys 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
That picture of Margret Hamilton next to her stack of Apollo code also disagrees
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You know... I could have just panel posted this 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I laughed...
Now I'm sad...
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Umm can we just go ahead and get married today 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Sometimes that's all you get...
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Wholesome homer simpson 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Homer's always been an idiot, but back in the day he was also a good dad
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No coming back 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Agreed on principle, but it doesn't always work.
Condoms break, pills are ineffective, iud's fail... Hell even vasectomies have been documented spontaneously healing.
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Wish me luck guys, I know its not the most expensive ring but hopefully she will like it 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Hey, love between robots is still love!
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Wish me luck guys, I know its not the most expensive ring but hopefully she will like it 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I was still in college when I bought my wife's ring. I spent i think $2-300 on it, which was basically all I had at the time. It's pretty small, and the diamond is basically the size of a large pin head, but she likes it, particularly because with her job as a vet, a "normal" ring would get in the way.
I do remember that when we went to shop for wedding bands, the woman at the shop did the usual act all excited to see her ring kind of thing, and it was really funny watching her feign excitement at what must have been the smallest diamond she had ever seen.
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This game will be a technological masterpiece. The amount of effort, science and data 23 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I hope this actually turns out as well as they're promising, I'm pretty excited
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Thanks Squigga very cool 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
It's a trick! Send no reply!
Baby influencer 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I feel like you missed the joke...
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The big shot that goes into the muscle 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Wait... Does she mean the kid died? Or the kid is somehow permanently a baby?
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You deserve to exist 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
If there was any way to prove to people that he belonged in that library... He sure as hell found it...
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Casual sexism 18 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Just over 5 years ago now, I was in the military, and let me tell you...
We had quarterly, if not monthly, sexual assault prevention training, and it all felt like this poster.
If the woman is at all drunk, or even tipsy, its basically rape.
It doesn't matter how much the dude had to drink, or any sort of details about the situation, females + alcohol = rape.
This particular poster may be old, but I can confirm that at least in recent history, this attitude still exists
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Ganz Cosplay by Kagura Miko 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Eh... Whatever floats your boat, but I prefer classy-sexy as opposed to clothes-too-tight-sexy
Ganz Cosplay by Kagura Miko 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
This outfit looks like it's cutting off circulation to her giblets...
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Casual sexism 18 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Agreed.
But a drunk yes is still a yes. Just like a drunk no is still a no.
Sex is literally the only thing where this is a grey area, and it annoys the hell out of me.
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Casual sexism 18 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I hate the whole "too drunk to consent" bs.
You are responsible for your own actions, drunk or not.
That mentality works with anything else besides sex, I don't see why sex should be any different.
If I get a telemarketing call about my car's extended warranty, and I'm drunk, so I agree to everything... Can I call the next day and say I was "too drunk to consent"?
Now, if you're drunk and attempting to refuse, but the other person is forcing the issue, that's a different story.
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Does she ? 29 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Fucking Karen....
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Another hand drawn battle map that I coloured in Photoshop for you guys. All feedback 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Soooo... The defending side just pulls the planks the bridge and proceeds to make faces at the attackers who are now stuck, lol.
Excellent artwork though, my sarcastic comments aside.