CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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Wamp wamp 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Quick guys, we have to get the infinity stones into the van thats somehow still intact!
And we have to do it right now, mid-battle, instead of getting them as far away from Thanos and his army as possible!
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Weebs out 1 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Ew
Pretty impressive 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I actually loved this movie...
The plot was predictable enough that i had it all figured out after the first 20 minutes or so, but it was well done enough that i still had feels.
You should see it
Who's done a shoey before? 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
There was a whole thing in formula 1 for a while where they were doing shoeys on the podium...
It was gross as hell, and they would do it using the shoes they wore for the race.
I definitely remember seeing Patrick Stewart (yes, that one) drink champaign out of Daniel Riccardo's sweaty racing shoe...
1950s Superman still relevant today! 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Obvious troll is obvious
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Stop crying wimp 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
BE A MAN!
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Luca di Tommè - Madonna and child. Detail. 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Thats the same look all of my kids gave me when they were still breastfeeding...
"Step off, bitch. This is mine now."
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Aww this is real love <3 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
An inverse gift of the magi?
The peace treaty has finally gone through 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
What's a dacade?
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This wife’s response to her husbands vasectomy 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Man...
I didn't get any of that for mine...
I had to drive myself to/from, got to sit at home for an hour, then had to pick up all 3 kids from daycare
I bet it only opens if you use a credit card 19 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I'm super sad that the Fiesta ST is gone in the US...
I bet it only opens if you use a credit card 19 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Agreed. I drove a VW diesel manual (before the whole emissions thing) into downtown Chicago once, and that was absolutely awful.
I bet it only opens if you use a credit card 19 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I refuse to buy a car that isn't manual...
I would have bought a Kia stinger, except it's automatic only
I'm this old 1 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
My first car had a cassette player, and my favorite feature, a hand crank sunroof...
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Stolen (as I usually do)! 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Hetzers gonna hetz
Can't fault a guy for trying 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
...
Sigh...
*Unzips pants*
Censored 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Well... I guess....
*Unzips pants*
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"We are fighting for the climate". Okay 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
We've tried nothin, and we're all out of ideas!
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We're officially 30 days away from Star Wars: The Rise Of Skywalker! 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
But muh last Jedi!
Ruin Johnson!
SJW kennedy!
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Wanna hold your newborn? Pay up 19 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
It's actually more complicated than you might think, especially for new mothers who haven't done it before.
It can even be painful at first, even if done correctly.
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Wanna hold your newborn? Pay up 19 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
I seem to recall seeing this a few months ago. The story was that because there were complications with the birth, the mom/baby required assistance for the skin-skin thing.
So argue that it's dumb all you want, some well trained medical personnel were involved when they wouldn't normally, so the fact that there was a charge isn't unexpected.
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This kid will never live this photo down 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
That looks exactly like how my toddler cries when I catch her doing something she knows she's not supposed to do...
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Brazil numero uno 73 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Source?
Not that I don't believe it, but am curious
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I'll still be hungry after this :/ 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Yeah that doesn't look like too much.
Yeah, I'll definitely feel terrible after eating that, but that looks 100% doable
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I'm pretty sure IT have seen some deep shit 12 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
To properly spell the word "customer"?
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