CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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True beauty [OC] 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Yeah, but with gold, you can buy power
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Guzzle it down like an animal 16 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Thats... Less gross... But still ew.
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Guzzle it down like an animal 16 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Ew...
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My mom bought a set of green legs from a garage sale 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Feels like im wearing nothin at all! Nothin at all! Nothin at all!
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Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Also good
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Alright, we need cardboard masks 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Hey, i made myself a 3d printed mask that ive been using since March...
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Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Splitting hairs i suppose. You're not wrong
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Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Im not sure its lying...
But it still is pretty scummy.
All of these people seem to be telling only the part of the story that they want to use...
Nothing to see here 14 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Im not sure its lying...
But it still is pretty scummy.
All of these people seem to be telling only the part of the story that they want to use...
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Stacy's mom is top tier m*lf 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I mean, its true, and i lol'd...
But imagine if there was a playlist called "songs to excite the black folk"...
Survival 101 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Yeah, a good black bean burger is actually pretty delicious
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The police taking a knee with protesters in Miami, Florida 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
The good cops hate the racist assholes too
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Found it 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I don't know that ive ever been so excited that i couldn't at least put a towel on first...
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Ass hooker 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Somehow I don't see papa palpatine lasting very long in this version...
Ass hooker 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Alternate storyline where Anakin and Padme break up, and this happens?
What a great era! 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
I can't remember where i read it, but the best thing i heard that helps is "when one spouse that was at work all day gets home, both people think they can finally take a break. They're both wrong"
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What a great era! 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
You know at least the main points arent that bad...
Currently im the stay-at-home dad part of the week, and my wife is the stay-at-home mom the other part.
Sure, the details may be a bit dated, but the general concept of "make sure the one just getting home from work has a chance to de-stress" is something both of us try to work towards
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Help a sad friend 6 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Sigh.... *Unzips pants*
You gotta think out of box, my boy 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
This is my new favorite version of this meme
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Trunk frequent Rhinoceros 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Definitely the last one...
The difference a couple years can make 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Eeew... She got a smart watch...
Eating an excercised butt is the best feeling in the goddamn world 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Dude doesn't know what he's missing...
Its not ,believe him 2 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Hey, just because something is stressful doesn't mean it's not worth it
Motorheads are just another kind of autist 8 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
Oh yeah, id never actually own one because they take far more TLC than im willing to give, plus the handling, gas mileage, and safety is terrible...
But i do absolutely love the asthenic of the late '60s and early 70s muscle cars.
I like the 71 barracuda in purple...
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Covfefe is art 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 4 years ago
That bottom row isn't coffee...
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