I see that this is now my legacy

Well dang. That’s not very common.

Well of course the parents descriminate, your parents are always going to ridicule you for something. My parents keep ridiculing me because I have a pet rat.

McDonalds is a tease

Don't correct yourself plz, I want to see that cat in shoes

I stand corrected. In America they restrict alcohol and healthcare.

Don't look at us Americans, freedom allows us to buy alcohol whenever. Not birth control whenever, and not healthcare, but alcohol, yes.

Most likely because they did not want safe travels, it's okay though, squish boi is always forgiving

Go ahead, where should I go

I'm also out of college, I have a degree but no debt (I cheated the system but that's a story for another day). I also have no cable and very basic data plan. I have no debt. Now for real, all of these people calling us sugar babies out, suggest me somewhere to go.

See now, youre just proving my point. The only way I could possibly get 7,000 dollars would be to either be homeless or prostitute myself. I mean how the hell did you get 7,000 dollars

There aren't enough hostels to go anywhere. Again, suggest me somewhere travel. Go ahead, give me a suggestion

Sugar baby it is

Yeah hostels aren't a thing here in the US, and I don't have enough friends/relatives to bunk with. Also I'm a woman so hitchhiking is not the right idea, and if I went by foot or bike I wouldn't have time to get a job. So I'd have to be a homeless drifter. I do like the idea of being a sugar baby. Who wants to pay me to be a terrible girlfriend?

Trust me, I've done the math. I want to be able to travel as much as the next guy, but it costs money. And anyone who has the money to travel doesn't have the time. If you have some magical solution to this, by all means let me know.

Alright then, where should I travel? A three hour drive in your average car costs 20$. There and back is 40$. A ticket to any state at least three states away Is 400-500$ on the cheapest airline (aka: Spirit Airlines). Don't even ask about buses and trains because those always cost exactly the same as driving. Driving three states away is 250$ there and back. If you make minimum wage (7$ in most states) and work part time (29 hrs a week) you make around 800$ a month. Even shady motels cost 50$ a night (minimum). Sleeping in your car, or even on the street, can get you fined or arrested in most states. This doesn't even include the cost of food, or to see any cool sightseeing you'd want to do. Therefore, it would cost half of your monthly salary just to get anywhere, and the other half to get back. Seeing as most of us can't live with mummy and daddy, I would literally have to live under a bridge and eat shit just to be able to afford to fly (or drive) to anywhere farther than 3 hours.

I could live under a bridge and eat shit and I still wouldn't have enough to travel

I have no idea why it says GIF up there, this is a simple meme. I apologize for the false meme advertising.

Finally someone supports my life decisions

Well I live near Minneapolis and I have no hair. The only difference is I live off a steady diet of bitter hatred.