My home state Minnesota is the birthplace of all great inventions, like waterskiing, snow, and suffering.

Oh my gosh why isn't any of it in bags

The boob makeup like this is just like foundation and contouring, in photos and on the internet it looks great and gorgeous, but it makes you look like a cheesy Dorito in real life.

At least I'm impressed when an English test is hard

This looks like a outsiders guide to living in Minnesota

Upvoting for the title. My kid brother tells me I'm a faggot everyday then hides baloney under my pillow for weeks.

The poor Disney actor. Some kid is whispering that they're gay in your ear and you just have to roll with it like I don't know what to tell you young lady mice hate pussies.

Boys on Instagram after you post a fire photo

I saw this on Facebook, after a few weeks the polar bear ate the dog. No one reported it.