His future son

Nah gravity doesn't apply until he looks down, all he has to do is just not

In the Cars universe this would be considered NSFL

Where's the leak ma'am?

Man, I knew Steven Universe fans liked having gemsonas, but this going a bit too far

Don't be a sheep
Shit in the deep

Imagine if after all these years of the sign being stolen people start replacing the sign with the original

You guys aren't gonna believe it— I just got a free gopro doing this!

What a knob

I have a few questions about the burger and a few other things I need to do to get the money to you for a while and I will be there at least

Man those guys on youtube must've expanded since then

*quietly puts away munchie meal from jack in the box*

What is this, Sinnoh?

"unexpected item in the bagging area"

It's all about the burger joints now

I'd hang this kind of wisdom on a huge plaque

*guardian piano music*

That last one is literally loot crates

Man, cameras have come a long way since then. Now we have color!

It's even worse with the fact that they couldn't see what it was until after purchasing

Finally, Covid-20