Shaving your beard! 7 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 9 years ago
I don't have a beard, but you can still touch my face with your face ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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True af 6 comments
A robber attempted to stop them on a lonely road, instead of stopping, they ran him over 10 comments
Family gatherings 5 comments
There needs to be a movie about this. 22 comments
There needs to be a movie about this. 22 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 9 years ago
*zombie is about to bite woman after grabbing her arm* HEY! GET OFF OF ME BEFORE I CALL THE COPS FOR OPPRESSING ME! *zombie bites arm* AAAAHHHH!!! RAPE! IT'S RAPING ME!
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so awful... why would you say that to a person 14 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 9 years ago
Hey you want a bite of my Gino's East deep dish pizza? Oh sorry, I just ate the last piece.
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what DIDN'T he do 12 comments
Thanks, michael 7 comments
Photo bombed ISIS 5 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 9 years ago
What if it was actually a spy who took the selfie so they would be caught?
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A little american hero 6 comments