I aspire to have enough money to be able to do that

The third wheel guy

That last panel is what it looks like when I see people snooping on my phone or laptop

There's always the option of doing a Spongebob and just floor it

I thought of Scooby Doo on the last one

The person holding the baby looks like Stay Puft The Marshmallow Man

Iced coffee?

Why you ruin my childhood?

And when I want to say something to someone really badly, I just remember "if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."

Person: "Hey Jared, what's your name Jared?"
Other person: ".....Tom."

Guys, this works all the time

They were like young volcanoes

Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping! Sniper no sniping!

Where's Indiana Jones when you need him?

Or a human head with a long nose and buck teeth

When that person you like speaks to you and you remember to "be yourself"

Annoying Orange - Rock Edition