It'll hurt, but if someone does try, at least they'll learn their lesson

Just not for long

To anyone who doesn't know what it says: "captain Levi, thank you."

I'm really hoping that isn't her

That's exactly what I was expecting to see at the end of this

If the person does park in two spots, that same person will probably get back in the car and drive away with the carts still stuck on the car

I'd use it to take a dump so when I'm holding the bars, it feels like I'm on a rollercoaster. Just now it needs a huge fan hooked up onto the ceiling like they use in those hurricane simulators and make it blow on the person.

Oh, ok. It just looked similar to the one I go to.

I tried to see how much cards they have on that site, then it took me to a different site and gave me this
http://tinyurl.com/ndkyf9x
which one am I supposed to choose?!

Ok, at least you didn't use a spoon. Though I think it just has to do with preference.

Did you put just a thin layer on a piece of bread, or did you eat it with a spoon?

"It was his hat, Mr. Krabs"