I use card destruction!

A Captain America doll! Yes!

I'm gonna need this for my Helioptile

Timelord:
2 hearts

Give it a lick!
Mmm, it tastes just like raisins!

When you hear someone talking about your fandom

This kind of reminds me of the handmines in Doctor Who http://goo.gl/vZiU33

"Et tu, Brute?"

I would be that one guy who just plays around in the balloons

Would that technically be growing cat drugs in the backyard?

That on point describes me in any school pictures

Solar-powered phone with a high quality camera. I would need something for my science project. Or an oxygen tank in case some planets don't have air.

Are you telling me it isn't?

*pulls out unreleased pokemon go that I don't have*

I was thinking of getting a fox before, then when I searched it up, I found out they aren't allowed as pets in my state.

It looks like it's doing stand up comedy in front of an audience

*stares awkwardly for a few seconds* um, uhh, um, I ATE PINEAPPLES YESTERDAY. *sits in awkwardness* (actual quote from experience)