I want to try doing this one day

"By Jack Douglas"

This reminds me of that one 4chan post about the IT guy installing "Google Ultron" on people's computers.

I've had in total 17 of them follow mine

Huge priorities on the Pandora part

What cat?

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Asking for nudes: Christmas edition

He looks like he's wearing Christmas wrapping paper

Bless this post

I don't know what to do with this information

"We are here to serve."

My hopes and dreams should be somewhere on that shelf

King DeDeDe approves of this

I had a steel penny after getting it as change from a flights museum field trip, then someone "bumped" into me and pretended like they didn't have it. I was extremely gullible at the time, so of course I believed them. I was saying it was worth 1 million USD (this was when I was trying to find it), so at least I have the satisfaction of knowing it wasn't true.

I pretended to be a dragon

That's a nice bunny

Don't worry, Linda's got this

Are you telling me it isn't like this?

It looks so proud