If you can move mountains, can you work a miracle?

Does it ever tell you who's the fairest one of them all?

The dildo or the post?

Or scrolling through funsubstance

Some of my hair actually falls out when I don't take a shower for more than a day

Are you all completely blind? Of course you're not paying $13 for an empty box. It's obvious it wouldn't cost exactly $13. You're paying $12.97 (+[insert state tax]) for an empty box.

Never skip leg day

*Hits G note on piano*

"Soon..."

I want almost all these

I'm not a better conversationalist though :(

That went from 0-100 quickly

The main question I always get when I watch these kinds of movies is why does the prince kiss the princess if the princess most likely hasn't brushed her teeth in so long?

*waits in fear for a blue waffles joke*

We're all just pearls

I actually screamed

It was all a huge conspiracy this whole time

And to the right you'll see Weirdmageddon currently being contained in a giant magic bubble

A true inspiration for humanity