Get it together, brain 2 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
I literally just had a dream yesterday where I didn't finish a five page packet of math homework due in 10 minutes only to wake up and realize it didn't exist
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Better than pepper spray 13 comments
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 11 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
It also allows you to be paid in their porn coins Vice and Verge, as well as other currencies. You have to be apart of their Model Payment Program to get paid in the first place though, which can be done by applying.
Strong Pokemon 4 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
If you care for your pokemon enough in Amie, it'll help in battle by healing themselves of status effects, increase critical hit rates, or endure/dodge hits from opponents. There's also times where after a battle, the pokemon will express happiness.
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Stop the tagging 4 comments
Skinnnnnnner !!!! 6 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
Stretching this woman's legs on the counter! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
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You May Not Be Someone's Crush, But You Might Be Their Icebreaker 8 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
Earlier today I hid my backpack inside a cabinet under a classroom to get my charger from home then came back, and as I opened the cabinet, there was three people watching what appeared to them as a guy pulling a backpack out of a random wall and casually walking away.
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Poor little Tom 8 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
The writers made it clear Zendaya's character isn't Mary Jane, it's MJ. This very clearly makes current Peter's love interest Michael Jackson.
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Square face 1 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
Pokemon Quest: because why not make Pixelmon a real branded Pokemon game (so much as to shut down pixelmon itself)
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First lady 3 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
"So things reside excited kids address pushed location special lies!"?
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Hidden Playroom underneath the stairs 7 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
It should open up as a regular closet and have a door you pull up in the closet wall that leads to the hidden room like the prohibition era. It can act like a hiding place from intruders if the situation ever occurs.
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But it's still full of dihydrogen monoxide 2 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
Dihydrogen Monoxide is made of Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms, the latter of which we breathe. Hydrogen however isn't good for us, you know why? It's used to make Hydrogen bombs.
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Don't consume anything with Dihydrogen Monoxide
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Don't consume anything with Dihydrogen Monoxide
Thank you socialism 2 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
No wonder there's a bunch of shitcoins in the market (looking at you Dentacoin)
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Gen Z? More Like Gen Gay 15 comments
carbonatedwaffles
· 6 years ago
Nah, the real solution here is an infinity gauntlet and a snap of the fingers
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