I summarized a movie in complete detail in business class to the dismay of the sub, who called me out for sleeping throughout the movie and asked me to summarize it (I hadn't slept for two days prior otherwise I was the definition of the "good" student)

The bots however were not

MFW
*pony reaction gif*

I like how well that name fits

Now I don't know if both this and the redhead guy is real or bot

Tell me what's making you jump like that

@title when the bots become self aware

Two in a row

I got one as change from a flight museum gift shop and had it stolen the same day coming back home on the bus

Don't be afraid to give
Save a life blood

"this shit ain't got wifi" -Taft

What a shitty offer

NICE COCK
BRO

Alternate caption: The last thing anyone I approach sees after realizing they're not my mummy