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Oh my god so advanced 4 comments
carbontech · 27 weeks ago
Using two hands, throw the toast up, forcefully!
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Road work ahead? I hope it does! 2 comments
carbontech · 33 weeks ago
He was hoping for, "Deliveries in the Rear", but would have settled for, "Slippery Surface".
This is deep 14 comments
carbontech · 33 weeks ago
Fun Fact: Up until the 1940's, in the US and elsewhere, blue was seen as a "dainty" colour, and associated with girls, while pink was perceived as the stronger, more masculine colour.
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A scarry puzzle 6 comments
carbontech · 38 weeks ago
It seems they're BOTH puzzled. BA DUM tssshhh!
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Or Lara Croft from Tomb Raider? 6 comments
carbontech · 38 weeks ago
When the corners on the cat are sharper than its claws.
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Standwich 4 comments
carbontech · 38 weeks ago
Now that's a balanced diet.
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New hobby 1 comments
carbontech · 39 weeks ago
It appears that liability laws are non-existent in Japan and we're the beneficiarys, lol.
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Polish admin 4 comments
carbontech · 42 weeks ago
Just throwing this out there, but perhaps the meme creator, being both careless and having sausage-like fingers, meant to hit the "G" key, but instead hit the neighbouring "F" and then posted without proofreading, because "Grog Shop" is a slang term for an alcohol retailer.
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A really steep street in San Francisco 2 comments
carbontech · 45 weeks ago
Those four cross streets look like they've launched a lot of cars.
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I found the greatest cosplay ever at Heroes Con 1 comments
carbontech · 45 weeks ago
Greatest cosplay ever? Only if that briefcase contains two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
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Maybe I’ll just walk, thanks 2 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
This was just a proposed design for the Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau bridge. It has been since built, but incorporates a less dramatic method of shifting Hong Kong and Macau's left hand drivers to mainland China's right hand roads.
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When art mimics bruised B A N A N A 2 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
No ink is used. It's all controlled bruising done by a pin and a comb. Detail is added, day by day, as the banana continues to bruise.
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Dram 1 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
You mean The Fake Plangue of 1665, don't you Mr. Pepys...IF that's even your real name.
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chicken 1 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Be patient. Nobody wants to eat atrophied drumsticks.
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Global warming flavored ice cream is so hot this year 3 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Some Big Oil funded researchers are saying this flavour doesn't even exist, while others are claiming it's an old flavour that's spontaneously reappearing. Either way, enjoy it before it melts.
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Meet dr. Marijuana pepsi 8 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Evidently Coke Coca-Cola was already taken.
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Gentlemen I’m going in 4 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
For what it's worth, Maria Fernanda Galvão (also known as Fe Galvão) is a twenty-year-old Brazilian cosplayer.
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Brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy 5 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Well that just means that you're a normal conservative, not an idiotic conspiracy theorist. Respect.
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Selmi triangle 2 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Nidhal Selmi combined the fractal Sierpinski triangle with the impossible Penrose triangle to create the M.C. Escher-like Selmi triangle.
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Brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy 5 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Paying attention to, does not equate to believing and spreading an insane conspiracy theory in right wing echo chambers.
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That's an illegal move, bro 2 comments
carbontech · 46 weeks ago
Ah yes, the rarely used Kalashnikov Gambit.
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Arkansas game wardens are giving citations to kids now smh 5 comments
carbontech · 47 weeks ago
Happily paying his "fine", lol.
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One second before jumping on my phone 5 comments
carbontech · 47 weeks ago
If that had happened to me, I would have captioned it, "1.1 seconds before flinging my phone across the room."
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Anon admits he caused the Max Headroom incident 2 comments
carbontech · 47 weeks ago
In 1987, two Chicago TV stations had their signals hijacked by an unknown person in a Max Headroom mask-the first station for about 30 seconds and then later that day, another station was taken over for 90 seconds. They used a sheet of moving corrugated steel to simulate the OG Headroom's trippy background, lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking?wprov=sfla1
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1 v 1 irl noob 1 comments
carbontech · 47 weeks ago
The amount of times you get called a hacker is definitely a bellwether of your overall skill in a game. I used to play COD...poorly, and relished those infrequent times, where I was punching significantly enough above my weight, that some butthurt opponent would threaten to report me, lol.
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