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Meth, we're on it. - South Dakota, probably 1 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
More like New Mexico, because that crystal is certainly Heisenberg blue.
Free Trial 3 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
You'll forgive me, not being up on the providence of every single meme in creation, for treating it as a new offering and responding as such. I just feel so used and dirty.
Free Trial 3 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Yeah, because who wants a temporary break from all those commercials or a chance to binge some new content during a quarantine.
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Downloadmoreram . Com 3 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
This site actually exists. It's a response to a series of trolls of the tech impaired that started on gaming and overclocking boards, 16 years ago. The site is just part of the troll and clearly identified as a joke website.
The time has come 12 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
That's a good try, but it won't provide the desired increase in meat to bun ratio, not to mention the resulting unwieldy length would be probably be solved by people asking for it to be cut in half, or just ordering 2 dogs...so back to square one.
Enough fucking around, it obvious we need our top scientists on this! Stat!
Enough fucking around, it obvious we need our top scientists on this! Stat!
Life is hard 2 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
It says that if you ever get the notion to try a three way, you'll probably be doing a lot less convincing than the rest of us. Well played, lol.
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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Flamethrowers would probably be the more prudent choice...until they learn to turn them against us.
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Do not taunt mat 5 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
The copywriter was definitely an SNL fan back during Mike Myers stint, but he did seem to add a lot of clever content. If there were two competing mats, I'd buy this one in a second, so job well done.
What would you guys wish for 3 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Pro Tip: a piece of electrical tape will always do the trick. It's worked on my last nine cars.
So done 4 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
The caption on the next photo in the series:
Shipper, the only child, looking forward to meeting his new, new sibling.
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Shipper, the only child, looking forward to meeting his new, new sibling.
Turn Around. Nothing else to do - Pretend you weren't lost from the start 4 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Tying your shoelaces, stopping to look in a store window or a ninja smoke bomb, are equally effective ploys.
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The best response to an unsolicited d*ck pic 2 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
This also reminded me of something, that was no doubt, painful.
The story was about an old lady in a changing room who got a real life, unsolicited dick. Evidently the guy in the next door room had pushed it through a gloryhole and when she saw it, she calmly pulled her hat pin, pinned it, lol, and went to get some help. He waited, no doubt very impatiently, for it to arrive.
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The story was about an old lady in a changing room who got a real life, unsolicited dick. Evidently the guy in the next door room had pushed it through a gloryhole and when she saw it, she calmly pulled her hat pin, pinned it, lol, and went to get some help. He waited, no doubt very impatiently, for it to arrive.
And then I'll manage to scupper the phone conversation up anyway 5 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
2 minutes into the conversation:(ah, so it's scenario J7334-X5PDW2.7, is it?), reading playbook, "Why yes, I have heard of Netflix and chill."
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Sometimes all you have are tubes and time 4 comments
Marinated wildlife 1 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Somewhere, there's a waiter explaining, an unfortunate delay in the kitchen, to a very irate customer.
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Short comic of 10 robots 2 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Pretty smooth. No one can resist binary in iambic pentameter.
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Marketing 101 7 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
You tell yourself it will never happen to you. That you know what's what. A little bowl of noodles, every now and then, what's the harm? Then, one day, you realize you're eating noodles every day. Before you know it, you're ordering double portions, 3-4-5 times a day. Your boss fires you for being out to lunch, all the day. Your wife leaves you for someone who can provide for her and the kids...and YOU DON'T CARE! All you care about, all you think about, are those sweet, sweet noodles of oblivion. You sink into a life of petty crime and prostitution, just to fund your ever growing, unending and voracious hunger for the Devil's noodles.
Do not make the mistake I made! Save yourself from this living hell! For the love of God and the sake of you and your loved ones....order the rice!
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Do not make the mistake I made! Save yourself from this living hell! For the love of God and the sake of you and your loved ones....order the rice!
I would buy this dishwasher 4 comments
For some this is new, but others have been here before 4 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
Glenn Howerton S5E3 The Great Recession It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Wr are all known for many things 4 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
The thing I want to know, is when the hell did he find the time to learn how to dunk a basketball?
Hehe, pee meme, hehe 6 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
"I'm here about your ad looking for water tasters. So what does that entail, exactly?"
"Erm...you'd better have a seat."
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"Erm...you'd better have a seat."
lol 2 comments
carbontech
· 6 years ago
You'd still have $999,999,997.50 left over, after you bought some mouthwash...and most of the mouthwash. Just sayin'.
Think about what u sharing. 1 comments