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It was at this point Carl knew it was his time to shine 7 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Earlier model, 4U2CD8, probably amused a neighbouring urinal peeker or two.
I don’t trust you, Phyllis! 17 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Last thing I'll add is that any temporary repair is noted in the log book carried on the plane and may require an ongoing inspection, after each flight leg or designated time frame, to ensure the ongoing integrity of the temporary repair. In this case, given the location and extent of the taping, its probably erosion of the paint at the leading edge of the composite panels, so they're protecting the panels from water infiltration or possibly a loss of the aerodynamic and waterproof sealant that is normally found between the panels and the aluminum lip, in which case, they may have already reapplied it and are just protecting it during its cure cycle, with a note in the log to remove the tape and inspect the sealant after its had time to fully cure.
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Ba-dum.---tsss 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
BASSO PROFONDO!!! How DARE they talk to you like that!
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2020 is a no go 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Willard Stiles and Beverly Switzer, two animal lovers. Evidently, it didn't end well.
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A hummingbird nest on a peach 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Fledgling develops a taste for alcohol?
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Please send help 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
In situations like this, I always let the sound of maniacal laughter be my guide.
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Who knows 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
That would obviously depend on both the speed and accuracy of the thrower, as well as the mass and density of your heart. When can you make yourself available?
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Ffs pls 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
That's what the nun said to the vicar!
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Nice design 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
USBeads hub
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I would watch that commercial 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
@iccarus Thanks for nothing, lol. I'd just managed to push it to the back of my mind and you have to go and remind me of that hell spawned beast.
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Interesting 13 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Your mom.
My tattoo artist added something new to his wall 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I think Number 5 might be proof that Number 10 is not strictly adhered to. And hats off to that porn star for a really clever idea, lol.
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Alarmed! 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Was it a chef's hat?
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I hope his name is Harry 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Peludo Alfarero
The other end 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
BattleChess did this. Each piece had a unique kill move when capturing an enemy, that sometimes varied according to the enemy piece in question.
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Big PP energy 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
The only way that it would make them afraid to fight us, is if we threatened to fuck them to death upon capture.
Interesting 13 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Or in the Oval Office....definitely!
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Socal distancing 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
A good way to remember the spelling rules: YOU'RE more than likely to get a beating for YOUR trouble.
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More interesting parties 12 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Look around furtively, then whisper conspiratorially, "Everyone...I've said too much." Then quickly move away.
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He will bring balance to the inner cities 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
He might have got away with it, too. Just goes to show you shouldn't skip mind control days for extra lightsaber practice.
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We all live in a simulation 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
So sleeping pills must be the backdoor left in by the developer. It's all making sense now.
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But I dont have a shed 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
@iccarus Clever. That's entrepreneur level thinking.
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Creed is ahead of the curve 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
"I'm 30. Well, in November I'll be 30." “Hey brah. I been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes your guy’s gotta ride the bull. Later skater.”
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Dogs of war 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Plus he's probably been trained in mouth to ankle combat.
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smort 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Reminds me of those Call of Duty troll videos, where the poster trolling the other team, lays down next to one of them and joins him in a firefight, before turning around and killing him.
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