Rose always loved the opportunity to take the Cimmerian out for a spin.

Looks more like a dog than a finger, but still pretty amazing.

Evidently you don't need to be a Hulk stunt double to eat a 72 oz steak. Just the other day I was surprised to see a relatively tiny, 5'2" woman's physique bodybuilder, devour a 72 oz. steak, baked potato, shrimp cocktail, roll and side salad in just under 41 minutes of the allotted 1 hour time limit. Seek out Katina Eats Kilos. Her stomach is obviously operating on the same principle as Doctor Who's Tardis.

That cat is special. My dog will incessantly bark at any 4 legged mammal on TV-cat, dog, horse, cow, bear, whatever. Even stylized logos/silhouettes of animals or their faces will earn a never-ending barrage of barks as long as they dare to remain onscreen, but both he and the two cats are absolutely indifferent to their own reflections, which, in retrospect, is probably a good thing.

Why am I hearing the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme?

You can get about 840 of them for $20.00 on Amazon, so he paid a tad above retail. (35 packs of 12=1 lb/$9.95)

Mother's little helper.

Just to clarify, it wasn't a traditional manhole cover. It was a 4 inch thick, 1000 lb cap that was welded shut to cover the access tunnel of the 400 foot deep shaft dug for the underground nuclear bomb test.

"You're going to need a bigger tube.", says Richard Gere.

If anyone's interested, you can find out more about this prop by searching for, The Story of the Newspaper Prop Used in Different Movies for Over 50 Years.

Evidently she's visited the Upside Down before.

It was a great way to get kids interested in the classics. Wishbone was primarily played by Soccer, but there were four other dogs involved. He had Slugger and Shiner as stunt doubles, with Phoebe doing the swimming scenes and Bear doing public photos.

A well crafted and absolutely reasonable response from the side that ripped Pete Davidson a new asshole for daring to make a throwaway joke about Dan Crenshaw's missing eye, but has said nothing about Tucker Carlson characterizing Purple Heart awarded, double amputee, Afghan combat vet, Senator Tammy Duckworth, as a coward and hater of America. Guess there's idiots and hypocrites on both sides.

Have an unmarked black helicopter theatrically land in front of my workplace and disgorge an armed security team. Then have two government looking agents brace my boss as to where I am and upon finding me, they whisper in my ear, I acknowledge and the 3 of us, me leading, run to the helicopter and take off. I never return and they never stop WTFing.

"How do you do, fellow kids?"

@dr_richard_ew here you go.

Don't know if these haven't gone the way of lawn darts, but a wood burning kit was a surefire(see what I did there?) way to piss off some parents. Kids just love to experiment, lol. Crafts kits involving paint or glitter are another viable method of subtle attack.

"But Grandpa, you don't have any teeth."
"Shut your mouth and pass the drops or you won't have any either!"

Now is an excellent time to cleanly cut off the bitten halves and profusely thank him for sharing.

Cut to rapists frantically looking up the rules regarding legal precedent.