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Our feline friends spotted practicing social distancing measures amid the COVID-19 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I so wanted this to work with my cat, but he ignored the masking tape square as if it were me.
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Get ya heads right 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
At least celebrities only enhance what nature has given them. It's no different than makeup and they are still recognizable. It's the unknown ones, who only are seen on social media and who routinely drop 50 lbs and 30 years, that are the main culprits. Always an entertaining shock to see the transition from Shreck-like reality to supercomputer enhanced fantasy, lol.
Helping hands 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
If pea green was your color choice, you could forego the painter entirely. <insert Lavar Burton's Always Thinking meme>
Enjoy the moment 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
First French kiss was at about 15. I found it electrifying, but my mom was pretty blasé.
Lively humdrum sleepy Stork 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I remember a YouTube video that promoted that concept. The amount of useless outrage from people failing to distinguish between employing a strong, but enjoyable hug, and acting as if they were suggesting throwing a cat under a steamroller, was staggering.
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Teeny-tiny uninterested defeated Wombat 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Not only smart enough, to not bite the hand that feeds him, but smart enough to keep that hand healthy. Never underestimate the loyalty that self-interest promotes.
Did I deserve this 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Politics, religion and Mac and Cheese are always considered too controversial for polite gatherings.
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*bites apple* 9 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
So, are we just going to ignore the lack of a saftey word?
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The age of your artificial Christmas Tree can be determined by counting the rings of tape 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Screw the hassle of assembling and taking down the fake ones and who needs the pine needles, fire hazard and yearly crapshoot on getting a decent real one. I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of holographic trees.
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Sir Terry Pratchett of Starmetal 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
If you have a folding knife, that has less than a 3" blade, you're golden. Otherwise...
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Diggy diggy hole, b*tch 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Several years ago, I split a considerable amount of time playing only Little Big Planet and Call of Duty with pretty much two entirely different subsets of friends on the PSN.
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The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Still waiting for "Selection for Taste".
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Me irl 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Who knew our soul looked like a doge?
I recently moved in with my GF. She allowed me to choose one decorative item... I think I 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I might have gone with a TV, instead of a washing machine, but to each his own.
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Blyatiful 18 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
The Russian dad is indeed a big guy and he definitely looks like he wouldn't need a bat to destroy the scumbag predator. The point you're missing is that if he just wants to put the fear of God into Romeo, if he wants to dissuade the POS from EVER daring to contact his daughter again, rather than actually assaulting him, then the bat is an intimidation multiplier. It's one thing to imagine what a big angry dad would do to you with his fists alone, quite another to imagine him wielding that bat and selectively breaking multiple bones at will.
Edit: search YT for Eric Kanevsky. He has a channel where he lures predators to scare the living shit out of them. The last featured him, and his two equally intimidating brothers, armed with a baseball bat, an axe, a plugged in iron AND bolt cutters!!!, confronting a 21 year old who came to prey on a 14 year old boy. It's all intimidation and implied violence, so the props are an essential factor.
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Two ***ers photobombing a kick in the nuts 7 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Definitely a still from an American version of a Japanese game show.
Smooth af 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
So did anyone else imagine the sound of a slide whistle accompanying the visual?
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The Future remembers 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Unfortunately, the Futurama Wiki at The Infosphere, which has every subtitle listed, doesn't seem to include this one. I suspect the heavy hand of the Bureau of Time Travel Disinformation is yet again at play.
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Blessed offspring 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
She's now running their social media presence and making more money than her brother.
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Different doses 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
The painting is called Spark of Life by Vladimir Manzhos AKA Waone of interesni kazki. He's an artist in Kiev with an Instagram under "Vladimir Manzhos".
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Words to live by 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
"Lookin' good, Bob!"
Life Haxx 101 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Instructions unclear. Kindle is on fire and now we're out of ketchup.
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Science can be hard 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Just want to note that this armour is an early example of a composite material. A composite material is a material made from two or more constituent materials with significantly different physical or chemical properties that, when combined, produce a material with characteristics different from the individual components. So woven flaxseed fibers bonded with rabbit glue to form a tough laminate. Pretty cool.
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Science can be hard 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Animal glue is made from collagen, which is found in the hooves of pigs, horses and cattle, as well as in the skin, bones and ligaments. They probably got these from a local butcher. The rabbits that supplied them have not been reached for comment.
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I love you son, but there are just some things we cannot have 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
So, initially it's way too big a job to get a ladder and some ribbon to allow his son to continue playing with that balloon he loves, but then a ladder, glue, tape, nails? are no problem just to prank the kid? Father is an abusive dick.