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Here to cast pearls of wisdom and BS in equal measure. Am I too late?

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Addicting pulsed Lark 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
"Years old" works in many situations, but in this context, you're right.
Kyle is an artist 10 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Is no one asking why a feminist would even be in a men's bathroom in the first place, let alone creating an art installation? Isn't the more obvious answer, that it's just some male coworkers busting another's balls by invoking a well known, to both sexes, trigger phrase?
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Addicting pulsed Lark 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
years/old*
outnumbered 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Next photo in the series, is the cat, recreating that scene in the Matrix Reloaded, where Neo explodes outward from that pile of Mr. Smiths. Can't wait.
Cuddly cold tiresome Panther 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
This is such a boon for dogs who just want to comfortably guard their pack. That second photo reminded me of our previous dog, who loved sleeping on the balcony outside our front door, 24/7, year round. In winter, he was sometimes completely covered by falling snow, as he lay there on his vigil.
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I'm waiting to bloom 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Has nobody seen the Pod/Face Hugger scene in Alien?!?!?
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The 1958 golden sahara ii 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
It comes from a possible future we never experienced.
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Phrasing is everything 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
"She was charged with aggravated assault. He was charged with sexual battery. Now they share the same parole officer. Coming this Fall, Stabby and the Perve."
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You don't want smoke with Smokey 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
13,500 acres burnt down so far. I hope they have some kind of liability insurance. In 2017, another pyrotechnics fueled gender reveal party burnt down 47,000 acres in Arizona and the guy that started it got 5 years probation and owes $8.2 million in restitution. Menthos and Diet Coke might be the way to go in the future.
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I love old photography 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Exposure times of 10-15 minutes were required in early silver halide photos. The "ghost" popped in for a relatively short pose, while the hero on the right, maintained his pose for the entire exposure. Looks like he had good core strength, lol.
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We don’t need your stinking facts 13 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
You know who doesn't give a shit about this law? The US military. They treat the threat of climate change as a reality and spend their construction budgets with an eye towards long term functionality.
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Hello... 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I was concerned about the zipper and fur situation before I realized it was a printed zipper. Carry on.
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Versed disillusioned giddy Badger 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Agreed, but sometimes an older person's last dog, especially if they are older dogs, may need to be removed due to their owner's own age related medical issues.
Our feline friends spotted practicing social distancing measures amid the COVID-19 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I so wanted this to work with my cat, but he ignored the masking tape square as if it were me.
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Get ya heads right 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
At least celebrities only enhance what nature has given them. It's no different than makeup and they are still recognizable. It's the unknown ones, who only are seen on social media and who routinely drop 50 lbs and 30 years, that are the main culprits. Always an entertaining shock to see the transition from Shreck-like reality to supercomputer enhanced fantasy, lol.
Helping hands 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
If pea green was your color choice, you could forego the painter entirely. <insert Lavar Burton's Always Thinking meme>
Enjoy the moment 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
First French kiss was at about 15. I found it electrifying, but my mom was pretty blasé.
Lively humdrum sleepy Stork 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I remember a YouTube video that promoted that concept. The amount of useless outrage from people failing to distinguish between employing a strong, but enjoyable hug, and acting as if they were suggesting throwing a cat under a steamroller, was staggering.
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Teeny-tiny uninterested defeated Wombat 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Not only smart enough, to not bite the hand that feeds him, but smart enough to keep that hand healthy. Never underestimate the loyalty that self-interest promotes.
Did I deserve this 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Politics, religion and Mac and Cheese are always considered too controversial for polite gatherings.
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*bites apple* 9 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
So, are we just going to ignore the lack of a saftey word?
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The age of your artificial Christmas Tree can be determined by counting the rings of tape 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Screw the hassle of assembling and taking down the fake ones and who needs the pine needles, fire hazard and yearly crapshoot on getting a decent real one. I'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of holographic trees.
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Sir Terry Pratchett of Starmetal 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
If you have a folding knife, that has less than a 3" blade, you're golden. Otherwise...
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Diggy diggy hole, b*tch 8 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Several years ago, I split a considerable amount of time playing only Little Big Planet and Call of Duty with pretty much two entirely different subsets of friends on the PSN.
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The many faces of Lady Brassica 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Still waiting for "Selection for Taste".
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