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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Golfer in the central picture is Arnold Palmer, which is also the name of a non-alcoholic mix of iced tea and lemonade that he always ordered and some say might have come up with.
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Picture was made by popping a balloon filled with smoke 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
All that remains, when your zealously anti-smoking wife pulls into the driveway unexpectedly.
Nice little harvest from our garden yesterday! 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Love all the varieties of peppers. I was lucky enough to work with a guy who grew way too many habaneros and always brought in a few bags to share with the crew.
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Bear cuddling its human friend! 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Like taking the wrapper off a bonbon.
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Let the right gato in 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Today I learned that a camera adding 10lbs, is nothing compared to the weight gain a drawing adds.
Weird substitute for a stimulus cheque 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
The White House offered to hold onto Mexico's share and encouraged the DEA to, "Keep it comin'!"
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carbontech · 4 years ago
When reached for comment, the cake decorater apologized, "I blew it, I was going for more of a 'vexed' vibe."
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He 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
2020 says, "Please, hit the snooze button."
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If scientists had their own logos 9 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
That works.
November in Toronto, Ontario 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Looks like T.O. was way, way ahead of the lockdown curve.
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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Having seen Moulin Rouge!, I thought the green fairy represented absinthe, but you were right, there's an absinthe based cocktail called a Green Fairy. Mmmmm! Worm wood.
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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
The model airplane is a B-52...so model airplane? :)
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Keep it clean boys 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
This should go without saying, it's just common courtesy and works both ways...unless that happens to be one's thing, but that's a "later in the relationship" discussion and should never be assumed.
sad 18 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
In an earlier comment, @karlboll answered a guest's query as to what 3x7 was, with a terse, "42". 42 happens to be the well-known answer to the question posed in The Hitchhiker's Guide, as to what was The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and since he jokingly claimed 3x7 was 42, I brought the Hitchhikers reference into the comments as a follow up.
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Cat attempts to steal from dog, and regrets it 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Morgan Freeman voiceover: "It was at this moment, that Mittens cursed his inability to turn off his amazing goaltending skills."
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Hope this gives you a laugh 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Gotta say, that's an extremely rapid, switchblade-like, phase change.
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Necromancy lies in the dye of the beholder 13 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Inner thighs, with the very vulnerable femoral arteries so close to the surface, would seem to support your theory.
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"I am a free, I am not man a number"? 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Strong argument for doing a practice layout on a post-it or investing in a second, red marker.
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Froggo Fun #306/Spooktober 2020 - "Hi ho! Bleh!" 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
@iccarus The green color was a surprise, but otherwise totally expected, given the years of wear and tear, lol.
If Dracula had a cat 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Not to mention the danger of turning into a bat while kitty was about.
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If scientists had their own logos 9 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Agreed. They should have used the full formula, E=mc², and just like several other logos, played with the size of the “=mc²“ part of it.
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Downbeat deranged Bison 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
It's a "Room Guardian", that stands about 16" high, one of many created by artist AnyaBoz. You can find her on DeviantArt. I believe this was a single item that was listed on EBay at one point but currently is an expired listing.
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If scientists had their own logos 9 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
@kaiserwilhelm A Tesla, T for short, is a unit of magnetic field. Another unit of magnetic field is a gauss. A refrigerator magnet is 100 gauss, a strong refrigerator magnet. The typical strength of the Earth's magnetic field at its surface is around a half a gauss. So those are everyday units of magnetic fields. There are 10,000 gauss in one Tesla.
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Goats that won’t stop head-butting get pool noodled 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
"This is not the Star Wars reboot you're looking for."
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