Sherlock Holmes: "Elementary! Look for a man with a really funny looking walk...or someone into Clockwork Orange LARPing."

Nah! A half-dozen goat skins, two rabbit pelts and about 7, no, 8 falcon tail feathers and that inspector is suddenly going to "find" those backdated and now absolutely legit permits. Corruption's been around forever.

I know the grooming is essential and the pup certainly looks great, but I prefer the scruffy looking version. Wish I could freeze my dog's hair length to just before it absolutely demands attention.

Bracing for incoming contrarians, "No, it's LohoVepe!"

Found mostly in Namibia and South Africa, they are members of the ice plant family. They avoid being eaten by blending in with surrounding rocks and are often known as pebble plants or living stones. Because their camouflage is so effective, new species continue to be discovered, sometimes in remote regions of Namibia and South Africa, and sometimes in well-populated areas where they simply had been overlooked for generations. So far, nearly a thousand individual populations are documented, each covering just a small area of dry grassland, veld, or bare rocky ground. Lithops are popular house plants and many specialist succulent growers maintain collections. Seeds and plants are widely available in shops and over the Internet. They are relatively easy to grow if given sufficient sun and a suitable well-drained soil.

Wow. Someone's pretty sodium chloridey.

Comes with optional denim coveralls for those wanting to look even more like a Minion. Tank Yue!

All the parents are left appreciating the creative creepiness, while the majority of the trick-or-treaters remain blissfully ignorant.

The prankster, choosing to not locate the googly eyes within the "OO" in the word "GOOGLY", is really bugging me.

So definitely not sourced from Chernobyl. Good to know.

I was never a wrestling fan, but shoutout to Randy "Macho Man" Savage, playing Bone Saw, one of several wrestlers who expanded their fanbase past their theatrical origins. He is missed. Oooh yeah!

Bookending the Arnold Palmer painting, are on the left, an image of Shirley Temple. A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic mixed drink traditionally made with ginger ale and a splash of grenadine, while on the right, the Scotsman in the painting, is no doubt, Robert Roy MacGregor, a Scottish outlaw, who later became a folk hero. A Rob Roy is a version of a Manhattan made with vermouth and Scotch whisky.

I SEE what they did there.

This might explain all the plate breaking during Greek celebrations-Tradition! OPA!!!

Is no one worried about what their smile might look like?

Airport check-in agent: "That's the 6th passenger on this Jamaica flight that's checking a bag of trash?!"

Those controls are probably like our phones and tablets, using capacitive screens that rely on measuring electrical resistance in skin. So unless Star Fleet has started incorporating assless chaps into their dress code, Riker should be OK.

Nice try, but I'm not buying it. That's exactly what a drug den would say to throw off the cops.