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Here to cast pearls of wisdom and BS in equal measure. Am I too late?

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Plate mail 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Li Xiaofeng is the artist. He was trained as a muralist but turned to sculpture to explore a new concept and expression of Chinese landscapes. His choice of material is unexpected; instead of marble, wood or even glass, he prefers buying shards of broken porcelain recovered from ancient archeological digs, some dating from the Ming Dynasty, and then shaping and polishing them, drilling holes into each corner and linking them together with silver wire to create "rearranged landscapes". You can find other examples of his artistic recycling efforts here: https://www.redgategallery.com/content/li-xiaofeng
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Beautiful picture of rare endangered Balkan Lynx in National Park Mavrovo in N. Macedonia 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
In 2019 there were about 120 on the planet. An earlier article, talking about the efforts to bring them back, had their numbers at 35, so moving in the right direction.
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Somewhere I belong 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
The first sign that our machine overlords had become sentient, was a subtle trolling campaign, that was initially overlooked in the chaos of 2020. Things got worse fast.
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Hi-di-ho neighbor! Im just doing some social distance costuming as Wilson W. Wilson Jr 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
That was a great show. My favorite episode was the one that started off with Tim overclocking an ordinary household appliance, then segueing into an argument with his wife, Jill, that ended with Wilson explaining Tim's error and Tim, having learned his lesson, apologizing and Jill forgiving him. A truly unique, one of a kind, classic!
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I can't believe!!!! 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Every dart player in the world: "Tis but common knowledge."
Hooded daily flowery Grasshopper 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
It's called the Testimatic, labelled as "the world's first auto ball checker".What you do is muster your courage, step up to the booth, pull a curtain around you and drop your pants.
What then happens is not some fancy high tech screening process - instead, there's a good old urologist sitting in the booth who - through a hole - will have a little feel of your balls.
In a matter of minutes, you'll be good to go again.
The final bagel 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Here's the character string I Googled, "saturday mornings emergency room bagel cuts" -dozens of articles will be found. It's actually pretty believable, given that we need to be warned about the imprudence of using a hairdryer while showering, lol.
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Outtagascar 7 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Or a paisley painted car from the 60's - whatagas!car
Costume contest on Zoom today for work 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Spent way too much time trying to discern what was so special about his "custom contacts". Can't wait till my ophthalmologist clears my post-operative eyes for a new eye test and glasses.
Deeper 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
None in the pink and one in the stink...alerter.
My lara croft cosplay 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Circa 1996-When, evidently, it was cold...all the time. Take that, climate change deniers.
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The Norwegian Lundehund! You can't make an omelette without getting the eggs to break. 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I read about Lundehunds years ago and was impressed with their unique physiology. A recent posting, concerning Gorden Ramsay getting bit on...the beak, lol, by a puffin, brought the memory back. You and @snowbeast have definitely added to my knowledge of them. TY.
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The Norwegian Lundehund! You can't make an omelette without getting the eggs to break. 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
So it seems the breed was developed with this exact purpose in mind. Guess my dream of developing a Pizzahund isn't as farfetched as my wife thinks. Thanks for the encouragement.
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The final bagel 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Seriously, I read something similar to the following, and have since been hyper-vigilant when cutting bagels. Evidently ERs, on weekends, are pretty busy with people sporting wounds to their non-dominant hand.: Don’t Be the Next BRI (Bagel Related Injury) Statistic!
In 2008, 1,979 people went to the emergency room due to a BRI (bagel-related injury), according to the Wall Street Journal. In fact, it’s the number one injury on Saturday and Sunday mornings and is so frequent that there’s even an insurance code number for it. This number is actually higher as it doesn't take in to account BRI's that went to walk-in medical centers or their own physicians. Bottom line is it’s no fun to have your morning ruined because you lost the battle with your bagel.
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Recently picked up wood burning. Very satisfied with the results so far! 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
So, Nightmare on Burnt Elm Street?
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Vincent Price aggressively holding cats. That is all. 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
When you show up to collect five cats...and they're short one.
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Vincent Price aggressively holding cats. That is all. 4 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Great story. He was doing Bill Murray before Bill Murray.
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Brothers in arms 2 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Just off the top of my head, I'd have to say that these two sleepy heads are having a real meeting of the minds. I guess two heads are better than one-a double header, so to speak. I hope no one was hurt during their head on collision. :)
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Cursed Images Day 30 - What Is That Thing? 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Definitely, though the original, which had a giant carrot looking alien, is entertaining in a Mystery Science Theatre kind of way.
How much spinach I start cooking with vs how much I end up with 1 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Right up there with stewed white mushrooms that also lose about 50-60% after cooking. Stewed leeks at 40% and stewed tomatoes and celery at 37% are the next worst. I guess if you stewed spinach, you'd end up with a black hole.
Dad carrying me home after a mean old beetle pinched my nose at the park 5 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Cats, in general, are good looking animals, but this one is in a class by himself. Not sure if it's him or the bowtie, but he's striking.
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This lamp 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Kicking myself for missing that excellent and amusing observation. Wish I could upvote it more than once.
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Me too little buddy 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
That's why I specified modern kids, in industrialized nations, as not being forced into child labour. As you mentioned, we got rid of it locally, but it's still an issue elsewhere.
yeah! 3 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
I wonder how our newfound adherence to those common sense, but often ignored rules, will impact this year's amount of seasonal flu cases?
Cursed Images Day 30 - What Is That Thing? 6 comments
carbontech · 4 years ago
Though certainly Cronenbergian, re the body horror, this was directed by John Carpenter. An interesting bit of trivia is that the skeleton crew at the South pole telescope station, watch this film and the two other versions, right after the final flight for the season departs.
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