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Donald Trump wants this picture removed from the internet. DON'T SHARE IT! 9 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Finally, a visual reference for the term, "Flipping your lid".
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How an ant looks with macro lens 2 comments
Result of taking too many selfies during pregnancy 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Influencers, shilling Huggies and diaper wipes, don't exist on Instagram.
"Hold my formula!"
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"Hold my formula!"
Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul as Hector Salamanca and Pollos Hermanos chicken 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
His facial contortions and physicality, added more to the illusion than the makeup and props.
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Just a little baby F16 1 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
As the young F-16s grow and develop they can often be seen exercising their wings on the nest or on a nearby branch several days prior to fledging (first flight from the nest). They practice with short takeoffs and landings on and around the nest, gaining strength and improving their agility and landing ability.
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Pie art 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Art class overachiever's homework. "Create an image incorporating what we learned today about vanishing points."
Let it snow! 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
"I'll take Famous Last Words for 200!"
"What is, 'I love the way it melts on my tongue!'?"
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"What is, 'I love the way it melts on my tongue!'?"
Natural history museum, london 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
When the wrapper is tastier than the candy.
When the frame is more interesting than the painting.
*Cats only-When the box the toy came in, is more fun.
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When the frame is more interesting than the painting.
*Cats only-When the box the toy came in, is more fun.
Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
About 20 years ago, I bought the complete set of National Geographic on CD-ROM. It was 110 years worth of their magazines-every page of every issue, viewable on your computer. To be honest, the quality of the pictures did not live up to the original sources, but what saved the day were the original ads in issues that ran from about 1890 onward. They were an entertaining and revealing window on our forebears. People's heads today would explode at some of the more casually racist and sexist themes, but as you say, a lot of them were creative, beautifully drawn and oft times humorous, though sometimes more from a WTF point of view governed by modern sensibilities.
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In depth t*tty talk 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Decorative not functional. 10 minutes ago I never heard of Argonians, now I'm looking for cosplayers dressed as Argonian maids...for research purposes.
Scattered idealistic industrious Aardvark 1 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Time to change your default WiFi password and rename your network to something like, "Connecting..." or "Free rides over".
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*yawn* 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Actually one group of Trump supporters was shouting, "Stop the count!" in Pennsylvania, while simultaneously, another group of Trump supporters, in Arizona, were screaming, "Count the votes!"...as the votes were being counted.
A happy picture of a happy little painting in Bob Ross style 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
I think it's great. Looking at it, you can almost see and hear him describing all those "simple" tricks he used to produce his paintings. Seems like you paid attention.
Drank out of a solid ice mug! 1 comments
Posted on The Rock’s Instagram 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
You didn't show your work, but it's a beautiful afternoon here...so...I'll allow it, lol. The real question is what's up with that $5 million Baby Yoda puppet? Then again, it's not as if they're paying him a salary.
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Actual road sign in my town because too many people get lost in someone’s driveway 1 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Back in the day, my Reserve reconnaissance unit, used to conduct training in the Eastern Townships of Quebec. Our latest maps had our routes indicated and we had to adhere to them as we practiced tactics and secure communication procedures. This involved using code words for roads and checkpoints, so that the always listening enemy could not track our movements. Driving down our assigned route, the road suddenly disappeared into a lake that the 5 year old map did not show. It was only by studying the map that we saw a note indicating the future site of a dam, several miles away. Our Captain, who lived in the area, and assigned our routes, had purposefully set a trap to see how we could indicate our dilemma, without actually referring to the lake and giving away our position. Much hilarity ensued as we played a version of Password. Good times.
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Posted on The Rock’s Instagram 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Math Problem - Rich Celebrity Edition
The Rock is so rich, that if he wanted to, he could afford to have 64 Baby Yoda puppets built. Kevin Hart is worth $150 million. Since 1 Baby Yoda puppet costs $5 million! to build, how many more Baby Yoda puppets would the Rock own, if both he and Kevin Hart went insane and spent their fortunes on Baby Yoda puppets? Show your work....and BEGIN!
The Rock is so rich, that if he wanted to, he could afford to have 64 Baby Yoda puppets built. Kevin Hart is worth $150 million. Since 1 Baby Yoda puppet costs $5 million! to build, how many more Baby Yoda puppets would the Rock own, if both he and Kevin Hart went insane and spent their fortunes on Baby Yoda puppets? Show your work....and BEGIN!
Clear Lemon pie by Daria Khoroshavina 14 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
It's a loop, and either someone walked past a light source or something like a ceiling fan was breaking up reflected light and it's refracting in the clear gelatin. If you look in front of the pie you can see the reflection in the plate also cycling.
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