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I’ll ***in’ do it again! 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Nibbles is not a fan of extra fiber organic amaranth flakes and refuses to pretend he is. Word to the wise-don't try to change his mind, he's VERY opinionated!
How to make friends and influence peeps 2 comments
I heard that Covid-19 testing in the nose can be very uncomfortable, but this must be a 7 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
"Hey Doc, quick question. If both your hands are on my shoulders, how are you manipulating the probe?" (Old punchline, repurposed.)
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Enough of the marinara! 1 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
You can breathe a sigh of relief, you're in no danger of interlopers leaving unsolicited Prego under your pillow, it's just a prank poster.
With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. Two online entertainers, Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez, decided to take the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business. This is but one of their efforts. You can find more by searching for, "funny-fake-posters-ads-alan-wagner"
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With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. Two online entertainers, Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez, decided to take the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business. This is but one of their efforts. You can find more by searching for, "funny-fake-posters-ads-alan-wagner"
What are you planning nutsacktorturer 7 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Cop, incredulously, at the ER, "...and this didn't raise any red flags?!?"
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Found this cute little guy in my driveway 9 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Kinky, but what consenting adults and newts do in the privacy of their gardens is no business of ours.
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British humor is always fun 1 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Tomfoolery, let alone rampant shenanigans, will not be countenanced by the Crown. Time for a good old public stocking, lads.
Yes please! 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
I wonder if Axe Body Spray has heard of this? It would finally live up to all those old commercials, depicting hordes of ardent women, enthusiastically chasing after a young optimist reeking of Axe.
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Helps get rid of any dust 9 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
There's a guy on YouTube whose channel is nothing but him destroying brand new, fresh out of the package, iPhones, PlayStations, Xboxes and the like. I stumbled upon him while looking for a video on dry ice. He threw some dry ice in a pool and then added some brand new PS4s, including a Silver? edition. The outrage in the comments was exactly like here, times a thousand, and I'll say what I said there. It's a boring premise, after you've seen a few items get trashed, but hey, if he's making enough money to cover his overhead, so be it. He's not hurting anyone and the calculated outrage fuels his algorithms. It's a successful business model-he's spending HIS money to make MORE money.
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BabyBoomer 3 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
It is a lot, statistically. Out of 231 countries listed, only 40 show an average of 4 or more children per family. The US average is 2.09 while Canada is at 1.59.
https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/People/Total-fertility-rate
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https://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/People/Total-fertility-rate
Make sure you can live with the way they load the dishwasher before you marry them 9 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
The answer to the OP's warning is to not let your partner load the dishwasher. Problem solved.
The answer to your query is that reusable plastic containers get dirty too. If they're dishwasher safe, they can safely ride the top rack. I know this because I never let my wife load the dishwasher, lol.
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The answer to your query is that reusable plastic containers get dirty too. If they're dishwasher safe, they can safely ride the top rack. I know this because I never let my wife load the dishwasher, lol.
This should be regulated 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Still waiting for them to take sirens out of rap music. Been fooled too many times while driving and it's even worse when the dog's at the wheel.
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This apocalypse is so lame 3 comments
The dark side of the moon, probably 4 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Fun fact: Even though, due to tidal locking, the moon shows only one hemisphere to observers on Earth, a phenomenon known as lunar liberation allows us to see about 59% of its surface over time.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libration?wprov=sfla1
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libration?wprov=sfla1
Can we keep the bandana part for a while longer? 11 comments
Godly spattered faithful Gaur 2 comments
Lemme believe what I wanna believe 5 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
OP is definitely not a Libra or Pisces, but more likely a Scorpio...at least according to that fake, totally fabricated and scientifically unsupported load of BS known as astrology.
https://y94.com/2020/04/27/zodiac-sign-personalities-ranked-from-nicest-to-meanest-according-to-astrology/
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https://y94.com/2020/04/27/zodiac-sign-personalities-ranked-from-nicest-to-meanest-according-to-astrology/
Hey there mama! 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
The soliloquy from Romeo and Juliette was a lot more poetic before they modernized it.
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Book idea 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
Just going to say that, "Blaize 'The Flame' Hogan", is a pretty solid protagonist's moniker.
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Restoration. You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 4 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
"Some people specialize in this for restoration purposes". You should forward that list to Spain, lol.
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Working overtime 2 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
They're both calculators. Wouldn't Diane be a plus to the team? That would multiply their effectiveness, but they decided to divide their resources. Minus any extenuating circumstances, it just doesn't add up.
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The dark side of the moon, probably 4 comments
carbontech
· 3 years ago
The illuminated, far side of the moon taken by the Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) on the DSCOVR satellite, which orbits about 1.6 million kilometers (1 million miles) from Earth. The dark or far side gets as much sunlight as the side we constantly can observe.
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