Nibbles is not a fan of extra fiber organic amaranth flakes and refuses to pretend he is. Word to the wise-don't try to change his mind, he's VERY opinionated!

This only works about 1/2 the time...so I've been told.

You can breathe a sigh of relief, you're in no danger of interlopers leaving unsolicited Prego under your pillow, it's just a prank poster.
With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. Two online entertainers, Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez, decided to take the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business. This is but one of their efforts. You can find more by searching for, "funny-fake-posters-ads-alan-wagner"

Cop, incredulously, at the ER, "...and this didn't raise any red flags?!?"

Tomfoolery, let alone rampant shenanigans, will not be countenanced by the Crown. Time for a good old public stocking, lads.

I wonder if Axe Body Spray has heard of this? It would finally live up to all those old commercials, depicting hordes of ardent women, enthusiastically chasing after a young optimist reeking of Axe.

"I blurred it's face to protect its identity.", had me laughing hard.

There's a guy on YouTube whose channel is nothing but him destroying brand new, fresh out of the package, iPhones, PlayStations, Xboxes and the like. I stumbled upon him while looking for a video on dry ice. He threw some dry ice in a pool and then added some brand new PS4s, including a Silver? edition. The outrage in the comments was exactly like here, times a thousand, and I'll say what I said there. It's a boring premise, after you've seen a few items get trashed, but hey, if he's making enough money to cover his overhead, so be it. He's not hurting anyone and the calculated outrage fuels his algorithms. It's a successful business model-he's spending HIS money to make MORE money.

He's obviously brian damaged.

"FAKE SINEWS!!!", cried the meathead.

Still waiting for them to take sirens out of rap music. Been fooled too many times while driving and it's even worse when the dog's at the wheel.

Lame perhaps, but sure looks like there's a lot less chafing.

Patrick Warburton:"What am I, chopped liver?"

OP is definitely not a Libra or Pisces, but more likely a Scorpio...at least according to that fake, totally fabricated and scientifically unsupported load of BS known as astrology.
https://y94.com/2020/04/27/zodiac-sign-personalities-ranked-from-nicest-to-meanest-according-to-astrology/

The soliloquy from Romeo and Juliette was a lot more poetic before they modernized it.

Just going to say that, "Blaize 'The Flame' Hogan", is a pretty solid protagonist's moniker.

They're both calculators. Wouldn't Diane be a plus to the team? That would multiply their effectiveness, but they decided to divide their resources. Minus any extenuating circumstances, it just doesn't add up.

The illuminated, far side of the moon taken by the Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) on the DSCOVR satellite, which orbits about 1.6 million kilometers (1 million miles) from Earth. The dark or far side gets as much sunlight as the side we constantly can observe.