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Like a needle in a haystack! 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
If Amazon ran a buffet, there would be a flat fee for access. All the food, mostly old, would be in a pile and peppered with randomly dispersed, appetizing, but extra cost items.
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Kale Tequilamuffin 16 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Sage Hiphill
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The expurrcist 9 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
New York Post Headline: "Hero Cat Saves Family From Collapsing Ceiling!"
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Photoshop fail level: Moisturize me 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Absolutely missed it, lol. Colour me chagrined.
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Photoshop fail level: Moisturize me 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Pretty sure she was Doctor Who's Lady Cassandra.
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Sooooo, what kind of potato are you? 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Baked potato, as in stoner on a couch, checks out.
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CHECK MATE ball boys 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Lay a clock on its back. Put a drop of water on the tip of the hour hand, which does a full rotation in only 12 hours, not the 24 of the Earth's full rotation. You can wear eye protection, but it's probably overkill.
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It must not interfere with the mission 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Plot twist: the baby had fallen asleep on the lawn.
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Harry! Just Dont look back! 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
My cats are never this relaxed when they're about to eat.
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An ad on the subway 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Ad is for a Canadian mattress company. I hope "Tasty" is only being used in the metaphorical sense, because those springs could be a choking hazard.
"I could agree with you but we'd both be wrong" 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.
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This is the way 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Even now, the Templars of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are preparing for a Crusade against these heretics.
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This bulb design 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
@aphelion The LED bulbs are powered by induction and I believe the levitation is a product of both permanent and electromagnets, since a selling point is that during a power failure the light bulb component will jump up and stick to the main lamp to prevent breaking the bulb.
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The holidays are confusing this year 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Good news for the kids. Next year they'll be sitting at the big table.
A trucker's skin damage on left side of his face after 28 years on the road 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I remember reading an article about the damaging effects of long term exposure to UV. Two examples I remember them giving, were Australian cattle ranchers' wives-they looked 10 years older than their husbands because they sunned more during the day, while their husbands cowboy hats protected their faces while working. The other example was trucker's arm-the arm that hung out the window looked older. However, they never mentioned trucker's face! Wow.
Long exposure I took of myself bouldering on the ocean with LEDs tied to myself 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Best I can manage is stairing, perhaps laddering-on a really good day.
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Every meal you make, I'll be watching you 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Hunting instinct evolved over millenia meets hunting grounds measured in square metres. They're doing the best they can, lol.
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sequel 7 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
@bhavani These state of the art, $1500 GPUs, are designed to support 8K gaming and evidently can be linked to further enhance performance. Both these cards and the PS5 are in short supply, so I'm sure the donor spent well north of $5000 dollars on this exercise in futility and desperation.
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sequel 7 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
She actually did the simp a favour by not identifying him.
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Mom! You’re supposed to knock! 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
It was about astronomy,
Then liquor,
Then GPS,
Then contentment
And finally, about Christmas.
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Pasha Bulka washes ashore in Newcastle Australia 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
This happened about 10 years ago. It's a bulk cargo ship. There are videos on YT about how the ship was salvaged. Since then, the Pasha Bulker has been renamed the MV Drake.
Climate change march in Montréal, Canada 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
September 27, 2019. Nearly half a million people, led by Greta Thunberg, it was the largest march in Quebec history.
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A Meat Vending Machine found in Rosenheim, Germany 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Japan has to win...ALWAYS. Amongst other things: live rhinoceros beetles, lettuce, eggs, canned bread, live puppies, live lobsters(not from the same machine as the live puppies, lol), ties, used panties, liquor and sex toys(again from 2 different machines) and, of course, dog wigs!?!
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Big mac, arizona 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I hate the way they only look that good in the promotional photos. Always a disappointment when you open the wrapper.
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