The scaled graffiti was a nice touch of realism.

Dildo is a town in Newfoundland.There's also a South Dildo, a neighbouring community of 250 residents.

The fact that they're already wearing masks should also be a selling point.

The original OP mentions, that one time her dad, the creator of this masterpiece, excitedly called her up to to share the fact that a Facebook post of his had gotten 30 Likes. As of this moment, his creation has received 27.5K upvotes on Reddit. Merry Christmas.

As noted philosopher, K. Malone, once noted, it's "A hot circle of garbage."

Wholesome. A family pulling together to run their livelihood. No different than farm kids pitching in to do chores.

You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, 'cause I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He's asymptomatic, but infectious as hell
If he gets near you, it ain't gonna be swell
Santa Claus is infecting the town

This is a picture of the St. Louis Red Cross Motor Corps on duty during the 1918 influenza epidemic. The tower has been overlayed on a streetlamp in the original photo...or has it?

Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children to their impending doom in their own real-life spy movie.

Unflinching walk? Check!
Steely stare? Check!
Not looking back at his kinetic handiwork? Check!
Action Hero-Confirmed!

Anyone else hear the opening music to Batman:The Animated Series, when they saw the shadow?

World News Daily Report is the source of the "article". Two others they've issued:"CANNIBAL KILLER SLAUGHTERED AND ATE 23 PIZZA DELIVERY MEN, 6 JEHOVAH WITNESSES, 2 POSTMEN IN PAST 7 YEARS" and "ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER".

This meme may be ripe for recaptioning in about 30 days.

When Billy, of Family Circus, drives from Washington to Maine.

Proud veterans of Dessert Storm.

All Icing-No Cake...Mmmmmm

While definitely a good guide for brewing temperatures, I would defer to a manufacturer's suggested brew times. My Yorkshire tea, a black, has a 4-5 minute suggested brew time and even at 5 it seems to want a few more seconds.

Bele and Lokai?

RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

Agreed, though the 10's of 1000's of flying insects and the bat's that feed on them are a trade off in the evenings.

Unholy water detected.

When the bill collectors/Trick or Treaters/Jehovah's Witnesses/Mormons/cops just WON'T take a hint.

Very well done, lol, though I still prefer my favourite metalized version of alternate source material.
https://youtu.be/YgbwcRDQJBo

Howard Hughes: "Am I a joke to you?!?"