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Here to cast pearls of wisdom and BS in equal measure. Am I too late?

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The scare quotes make me wonder what these shots really are 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Seems "legit". You probably won't "die horribly".
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Happy holidays FS! 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Same to you and yours...and thanks for your ceaseless efforts to ensure titles are complete.
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That bottle won’t last long 1 comments
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The Zodiac strikes again 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Lol, not the answer he expected or wanted. There’s the common saying in court room proceedings that a lawyer should never ask a witness a question unless they know the answer. Guess Ted was absent the day they covered that in law school.
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Photo shoot of crash survivors for a NZ road safety campaign to show how seat belts saved 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Let me preface this by saying I am 100% in support of seatbelt usage. It's just one of those fluke happenings and definitely not an argument against seatbelt usage.
Years ago, my drunk idiot of a friend, was driving his VW bug, when he lost control and struck a tree. He wasn't wearing a seatbelt and was thrown clear of the car, luckily not into traffic. He ended up wearing a full leg cast for the summer but miraculously managed to dodge the steering column, which had pushed his seat into the back of the car. Had he stayed in the car, he probably would have fared a lot worse than a leg injury.
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Probably the greatest pic I will ever take. 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Unsolicited cock pic detected.
Trash pandas will inherit the earth 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
The view, as seen from the door, of every intervention.
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The remodel is going great, why do you ask? 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Coming soon...The opposite of Doctor Who's Tardis.
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And not Colonial Marines? Lame 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Members of the Coast Guard: "Bruh, seriously?"
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It's all in the details. 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Here you go. Tell him I say hello. :)
Emo Philips - Primary Address
OmniPop Talent Group (LA)
4605 Lankershim Blvd Suite 201
Toluca Lake
CA, 91602
USA
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When the neighbors get a drum set 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Plot twist: She actually hates her neighbours and knows the only thing worse than listening to incessant drumming, is listening to incessant drumming while nursing a Tequila hangover. Well played, Satan.
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Exodus 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
"And that kids, is how I started the Great Pandemic of 1955."
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It's all in the details. 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Good catch, Lol, I missed that favour he was being granted.
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The Hermit life 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Linebreakers-the bane of human and hermit crab existstance.
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The Hermit life 6 comments
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Watching a Jet Fighter take off 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Must be a Falcon.
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Are we all gonna ignore the fact that this guy got a standing ovation 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Joaquin Phoenix winning best actor for "Joker".
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The Hermit life 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
And the only evidence left behind, is one small shell.
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F uck my shit up 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Simple explanation. He's seen things. Things that change a dog.
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Anglerfish for Halloween 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
So heading towards the light, is not a hard and fast rule.
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there is one imposter among us 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Stealth 100
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Splash 9 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
My wife and I stumbled upon it several years ago and loved it. Her "differences" gave her insights that were not apperant to the rest of us. A great biopic.
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I wake up today just to read Trump's tweet. 6 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
LOL! Tell that to all the former Democrats in the South who were scooped up by the Southern Strategy. I'm sure Lincoln would be proud to see all those Republicans and their Confederate flags.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/07/26/what-we-get-wrong-about-southern-strategy/
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Mom said we can't have a horse in the flat 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Mane!
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Should've gone for the ass 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Alien would have been an entirely different movie, lol. Kittens as cute little face huggers jumping out of pods and Jonsey, the ship's pet xenomorph, foreshadowing the impending deaths of the crew members. Shower Thoughts.
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