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Maybe I’ll just walk, thanks 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
This was just a proposed design for the Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau bridge. It has been since built, but incorporates a less dramatic method of shifting Hong Kong and Macau's left hand drivers to mainland China's right hand roads.
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When art mimics bruised B A N A N A 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
No ink is used. It's all controlled bruising done by a pin and a comb. Detail is added, day by day, as the banana continues to bruise.
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Dram 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
You mean The Fake Plangue of 1665, don't you Mr. Pepys...IF that's even your real name.
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chicken 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Be patient. Nobody wants to eat atrophied drumsticks.
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Global warming flavored ice cream is so hot this year 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Some Big Oil funded researchers are saying this flavour doesn't even exist, while others are claiming it's an old flavour that's spontaneously reappearing. Either way, enjoy it before it melts.
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Meet dr. Marijuana pepsi 8 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Evidently Coke Coca-Cola was already taken.
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Gentlemen I’m going in 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
For what it's worth, Maria Fernanda Galvão (also known as Fe Galvão) is a twenty-year-old Brazilian cosplayer.
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Brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Well that just means that you're a normal conservative, not an idiotic conspiracy theorist. Respect.
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Selmi triangle 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Nidhal Selmi combined the fractal Sierpinski triangle with the impossible Penrose triangle to create the M.C. Escher-like Selmi triangle.
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Brehmember when they all stood behind qanon and now they call him a deepstate conspiracy 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Paying attention to, does not equate to believing and spreading an insane conspiracy theory in right wing echo chambers.
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That's an illegal move, bro 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Ah yes, the rarely used Kalashnikov Gambit.
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Arkansas game wardens are giving citations to kids now smh 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Happily paying his "fine", lol.
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One second before jumping on my phone 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
If that had happened to me, I would have captioned it, "1.1 seconds before flinging my phone across the room."
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Anon admits he caused the Max Headroom incident 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
In 1987, two Chicago TV stations had their signals hijacked by an unknown person in a Max Headroom mask-the first station for about 30 seconds and then later that day, another station was taken over for 90 seconds. They used a sheet of moving corrugated steel to simulate the OG Headroom's trippy background, lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking?wprov=sfla1
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1 v 1 irl noob 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
The amount of times you get called a hacker is definitely a bellwether of your overall skill in a game. I used to play COD...poorly, and relished those infrequent times, where I was punching significantly enough above my weight, that some butthurt opponent would threaten to report me, lol.
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Jumping the creek 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
When the landing sticks you.
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Whats the law on this anyway? 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Plot twist: Court agrees but immediately issues an arrest warrant to hold this guy till he can prove both his identity and citizenship. IRS are waiting in the wings to charge him with a lifetime's worth of tax evasion.
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Very much 4 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
M(A/E/Y/O)TH
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Jesus lending a helping hand 2 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Receding Hairline Jesus?
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Aww shit! 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
A spoiler alert would have been nice. Happy New Year anyways.
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Just tested positive for corona, was 4 days away from getting the vaccine 3 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
Literally, a 1 in a million occurance. But even so, an Epipen or epinephrine shot is always on hand. This versus a 0.9(Turkey) to 8.8(Mexico) PER CENT mortality rate from Covid-19. Using the 0.9 rate of Turkey, that's 9000 deaths out of 1 million cases.
https://coronavirus.jhu.edu/data/mortality
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But really, if you can, donate blood! 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
That's the opening scene in way too many porn movies.
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Let’s take this global, shall we? 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I would go with vacuum cleaner hoses packed with ball bearings, in countries where they're ubiquitous.
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I remember 1 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I remember newsgroups on usenet. People would post nudes and the nicest posters offered you a page of indexed thumbnails because otherwise it was a time consuming, shot in the dark, as you watched, in real time, a picture being generated, scrolling line by scrolling line. The funniest was where you were trolled, as you watched an ostensibly hot girl being revealed line by line, only to discover, a minute or two later, that she wasn't all-girl, lol.
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My aunt has two daughters. Guess which is her favorite 5 comments
carbontech · 3 years ago
I'm gonna go with the one who required hours of hands on effort, in order to personalize her wrapping paper.
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