Carl

carl


Seriously you guys, I’m not a bot

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Hey, Chicago, Hold my beer. - Minnesota 3 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Eyyy, small town Wabasha going viral
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Sing us a song tonight 208 comments
carl · 5 years ago
No it’s the piano man
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Fan fictions are the new art form 10 comments
carl · 5 years ago
It’s not a book it’s a fan fiction about Harry Potter and vampires.
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Only if you enjoyed it
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Student: I have a D Teacher: Say no more 11 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Whoa whoa whoa, this is messed up, they call me calm and colloquial Carl
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
carl · 5 years ago
My friends were into the culty stuff. I’ve never seen white/green magic but if it involves spirits of any kind I’m out
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Ikigai 7 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Yeah, we just man up and post on Twitter about wanting to die
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Not to play special snowflake but I didn't think it was THAT common. Can you relate? 22 comments
carl · 5 years ago
I know a lot of people who went through this phase, but instead i went through a phase where I was terrified of demons, so when they pulled out their tarot cards and witchcraft I bolted, like literally ran away, don’t bring that shit near me
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I relate to a bird 8 comments
carl · 5 years ago
It’s the animal equivalent of an anime body pillow
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Lyft being wholesome 12 comments
carl · 5 years ago
That young actress from “A Quiet Place” said: “Deaf people can do everything hearing people can do, except hear”
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Baby, it's cold outside. Never hurts to be prepared 24 comments
carl · 5 years ago
This is good and all, but this last week with the Polar Vortex In MN if your car broke down you had 30 minutes before you died, and 5 minutes before you get frostbite. Only half the cars in the state would even start. Welcome to MN, this isn’t the first time this has happened.
Guys we need standards too. Rise up 10 comments
carl · 5 years ago
No dick!
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Carl 7 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Guilty as charged
He's not wrong you know 31 comments
carl · 5 years ago
I’ve heard that insurance companies can use it against people by getting ahold of the genetic diseases results
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Trans grandma tree 13 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Now all that’s left is to award it woman of the year
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Hey , My Name is Atlas! 10 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Hi Atlas, I would take a bullet for you
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I love bandersnatch 5 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Ah yes, the implausible and fantastical choice between Wheaties and Frosted Flakes
Good news for good bois 5 comments
carl · 5 years ago
You got me, I’m a bot. Beep boop.
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Such good news 12 comments
carl · 5 years ago
I understand why you would think I’m a bot. I’m an expert shitposter and am void of emotion.
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Such good news 12 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Ding ding ding! We have a winner! I used to be caqrl I just forgot my password.
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Panic 2 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Oh crap, is it? I thought it was the same photo with a different caption
Brace yourself, YouTube rewind memes are coming 5 comments
carl · 5 years ago
No you’re good, I’m actually a long time user, I just recently forgot my password and had to make a new account. I never commented much.
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Brace yourself, YouTube rewind memes are coming 5 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Damn, you got me, and I would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling kids
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