Carl

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wholesome 100 4 comments
carl · 15 hours ago
Is that Katie....
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Imagine 61 comments
carl · 2 days ago
You sir just mixed the Leviticus Laws with the New Testament and have triggered me to Crusade. Deus Veult!
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Imagine 61 comments
carl · 3 days ago
Hi, I’m gonna jump in here. All the versions read pretty much the same, starting with stating that the Jews had heard that adultery was wrong, but adding that looking at women lustfully was also wrong. He then says the little lines about cutting off hands. None of the versions cut out the adultery part or something. But because the metaphor is not specific, most theologians have decided it applies to all sins
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Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 1 week ago
wait so then why do people do it
Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 1 week ago
Thank god somebody finally said it! Plus wouldn’t you get a fuck ton of ingrown hairs?
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Apple vs huwaii vs samsung 1 comments
carl · 3 weeks ago
Does somebody have a link to this? I’ve been confused on what’s going on with all this...
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You underestimate the girl power, peter..!!! 7 comments
carl · 3 weeks ago
My favorite part of the movie was when Captain Marvel was only in 3 scenes
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You underestimate the girl power, peter..!!! 7 comments
carl · 3 weeks ago
Yeah this movie was so insanely good, but this scene was just too campy for me.
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Imperfect special hospitable Dove 1 comments
carl · 4 weeks ago
That’s how I feel about the James Charles fiasco
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Does anyone really watch it anymore? 9 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
Against, they just signed one of those “heartbeat bills”
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"I'm not like most girls" 2 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
“Not ALL men.”
-All men
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Sight* I miss the good old Times! Time to play wynncraft again 7 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
Yeah I felt old reading this post, Minecraft didn’t appear until I was older. These youngins will never understand being able to launch seven innocent people off a roller coaster
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"Hey wanna dance?" "I only know one." "Wot." 3 comments
carl · 6 weeks ago
This is cursed, but only because he used the pizzatron music instead of the nightclub music smh
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Me in real life 4 comments
carl · 6 weeks ago
Some people just have naturally fat cheeks, so when they gain weight it shows there first. In reality they’re gaining weight everywhere but because it’s on their face they just notice that weight first. My source: Me, I have fat ass cheeks
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Well, that makes sense 8 comments
carl · 7 weeks ago
There’s music for deaf people now. It’s mostly Christian music, but there’s deaf bands too
Just think about it 14 comments
carl · 7 weeks ago
Hi there, this is not correct. Please google it.
My favorite part is when they brag about it on Instagram as if they paid for it 6 comments
carl · 7 weeks ago
Then you are just regular rich
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Friday night is Friday night 9 comments
carl · 8 weeks ago
Yeah, priests and nuns are allowed to drink so this photo isn’t rare or anything
Well, that escalated quickly 9 comments
carl · 9 weeks ago
The last line is the only reason I upvoted
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title 4 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
To be fair, he’s had like 8, and he only weighs 10 lbs
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stone 14 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
No but then why wouldn’t they be the same size
stone 14 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
Okay but is the last one supposed to be a grown ass shape fucking a baby shape? Or am I just crazy
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I would watch this, doncha know 15 comments
carl · 13 weeks ago
I’m glad the way we talk makes you happy!
I would watch this, doncha know 15 comments
carl · 13 weeks ago
It depends on the area you’re in in Minnesota, some places it’s a really slight accent and they never say “dontcha know”, but we def say “ope” and “oofta”. Some of the stuff in this post no one says, like “now there yet”, maybe that’s a typo. I think we sound a bit Canadian. We don’t notice it because it’s how we’ve always talked, and how everyone around us talks. But yes it’s funny and adorable
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