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What a great era! 11 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
Yeah I was gonna say the same thing. Some of it definitely is unnecessary, but at a time when the work climate was terrible, and the wife was at home all day every day, it’s not a bad idea to de-stress when he probably worked in a coal mine.
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Jesus hears ya, Jesus don't care 4 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
In the Old Testament it is, I don’t think there’s much about it in the New Testament.
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Wait till he finds out where her paycheck comes from! 31 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
But if people prefer to have that money back rather than the school be improved why not? Some people are very short on money and if school isn’t in session not everyone can go back to work. They could use the extra money back to feed and care for the kids they are now with instead of the school. They pay taxes to fund specific benefits and utilities in a school, and now they are still paying for those utilities with taxes but also footing the bill for the utilities their kids are using being home. For example, WiFi.
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Wait till he finds out where her paycheck comes from! 31 comments
carl · 5 weeks ago
I think they mean they shouldn’t have to pay taxes towards the building’s utilities other than upkeep and lunch meals. Obviously teachers are still working from home and need to be paid.
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Wisconsin standoff 2 comments
carl · 6 weeks ago
The title is incorrect, one of those vehicles is a truck, a truck in Wisconsin would never stop at a stop sign
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If the shoe fits wear it 6 comments
carl · 7 weeks ago
They’re hockey pads
If the shoe fits wear it 6 comments
carl · 7 weeks ago
Naw, he wears a rubber suit, he can’t have his enemies seeing his panty line.
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And my axe...? 11 comments
carl · 9 weeks ago
Also her party wants to ban spying on people through their phones, especially by the NSA
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Peach y 4 comments
carl · 9 weeks ago
That’s fair, but all of the memes act like she’s a bitch, but it sounds like both of them were dating around.
Peach y 4 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
Can someone help explain the whole Will Smith being cheated on meme to me? Everyone’s saying he got cheated on but when I watched the video both of them said they were split up for like 4 years and that’s when she had that relationship. I’m confused.
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Shampoo talk? 3 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
It’s not a show, it’s a Lil Dicky music video called “Professional Rapper”.
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Kids these days don't remember the original memes 4 comments
carl · 10 weeks ago
It’s mad magazine, an old magazine for kids.
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"I'm sorry, where can I find classroom 7B?" "I have a boyfriend." 11 comments
carl · 12 weeks ago
If you can tell that they’re interested in you and you tell them off they insist they were just being nice. If you don’t say anything until they actually make a move they call you a bitch for leading them on. There’s just no way to win.
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Seinfeld did it first? 10 comments
carl · 14 weeks ago
Yeah...we know, but it’s not official. Plus they’re probably just going to “refund it” in a different way to make the protestors happy.
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Seinfeld did it first? 10 comments
carl · 14 weeks ago
The people calling for the police to be defunded are either a minority or aren’t even living in Minneapolis. As someone who lives there...please don’t.
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Truth hurts 22 comments
carl · 20 weeks ago
Technically we are three months away from being millionaires. The secret ingredient is crime!
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My waifu is a dictator 5 comments
carl · 21 weeks ago
I’m not a bot, I just never comment and shitpost all the time
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/ourvirus/ 5 comments
carl · 21 weeks ago
Can someone get a link for this?
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Requiem for a Dream 3 comments
carl · 21 weeks ago
This scene ruined my life, not even gonna lie
My weeb ass when I hear the pope is touring Asia 9 comments
carl · 22 weeks ago
Probably because the crusades
This picture reeks of piss and mountain dew 4 comments
carl · 23 weeks ago
Link? I’ve seen the video but I didn’t know they got child abuse charges
Think before you judge 2 comments
carl · 24 weeks ago
At some stores they’re letting employees wear their normal clothes instead because they’re so busy they don’t have time for all of the questions people have been asking them
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We’re all gonna die -CNN 14 comments
carl · 24 weeks ago
I don’t know, I’d say it’s still pretty accurate. But the comments didn’t age well...
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Some people 5 comments
carl · 24 weeks ago
And then the whole store clapped
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Zeus didn’t care about gender 4 comments
carl · 34 weeks ago
And burned down two cities for being too gay, an absolute mad lad
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