Carl

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Zeus didn’t care about gender 4 comments
carl · 3 days ago
And burned down two cities for being too gay, an absolute mad lad
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So the pope gets to decided what is and what is not a sin. 2 comments
carl · 5 days ago
Just FYI, he didn’t say that, he said we shouldn’t excessively shame people who masturbate, which is very different.
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Assaulting a kid 8 comments
carl · 1 week ago
This happens a lot at schools, and the perpetrator is usually just one kid with serious mental health issues. Which makes it hard since the kid is usually already medicated, but still hurting other kids, so it’s not like you can just remove that kid and put them alone. It’s a weird problem.
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A Map of Us 94 comments
carl · 18 weeks ago
Put me up in the middle of Minnesota
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Dude, how many of those are you getting? 2 comments
carl · 19 weeks ago
What a “rip off”
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RIP (literally) 5 comments
carl · 20 weeks ago
Not so good, literally everyone thinks I’m a bot. Probably cause I vanish for weeks then show up with 3,000 new shitposts
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Born Deaf 4 comments
carl · 21 weeks ago
Sign language
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They can't 4 comments
carl · 23 weeks ago
Yes
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Revolutionary War pt. 2 10 comments
carl · 25 weeks ago
A perfect way to reclaim the holy land
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I'm dying 5 comments
carl · 26 weeks ago
But I can’t wait that long
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Facts 38 comments
carl · 27 weeks ago
Awww thanks, I appreciate that, however I’m actually a girl, I’m just a big fan of the old Llamas with hats vids, but I like compliments too.
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In the name of god! 3 comments
carl · 27 weeks ago
there’s no aliens down there fam whose cheeks are you gonna clap
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Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 28 weeks ago · Edited 28 weeks ago
Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 28 weeks ago
Yeah but only with like 1 or 2 Instagram influencers, and there was Rachel Dozel
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Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 28 weeks ago
Normal everyday people just like to tan, but there have been examples of Instagram influencers trying to look black to get more followers.
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Be careful 29 comments
carl · 28 weeks ago
Hey, but at least he’s trying to be safe
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The Allfather deems it necessary 11 comments
carl · 29 weeks ago
I don’t mean to seem dramatic but I think that shit an omen
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Both can be removed with lasers 6 comments
carl · 29 weeks ago
Not in Alabama
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wholesome 100 5 comments
carl · 31 weeks ago
Is that Katie....
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Imagine 60 comments
carl · 32 weeks ago
You sir just mixed the Leviticus Laws with the New Testament and have triggered me to Crusade. Deus Veult!
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Imagine 60 comments
carl · 32 weeks ago
Hi, I’m gonna jump in here. All the versions read pretty much the same, starting with stating that the Jews had heard that adultery was wrong, but adding that looking at women lustfully was also wrong. He then says the little lines about cutting off hands. None of the versions cut out the adultery part or something. But because the metaphor is not specific, most theologians have decided it applies to all sins
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Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 33 weeks ago
wait so then why do people do it
Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 33 weeks ago
Thank god somebody finally said it! Plus wouldn’t you get a fuck ton of ingrown hairs?
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Apple vs huwaii vs samsung 1 comments
carl · 35 weeks ago
Does somebody have a link to this? I’ve been confused on what’s going on with all this...
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