Carl

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This picture reeks of piss and mountain dew 4 comments
carl · 45 weeks ago
Link? I’ve seen the video but I didn’t know they got child abuse charges
Think before you judge 2 comments
carl · 46 weeks ago
At some stores they’re letting employees wear their normal clothes instead because they’re so busy they don’t have time for all of the questions people have been asking them
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We’re all gonna die -CNN 16 comments
carl · 46 weeks ago
I don’t know, I’d say it’s still pretty accurate. But the comments didn’t age well...
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Some people 5 comments
carl · 47 weeks ago
And then the whole store clapped
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Zeus didn’t care about gender 4 comments
carl · 1 year ago
And burned down two cities for being too gay, an absolute mad lad
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So the pope gets to decided what is and what is not a sin. 2 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Just FYI, he didn’t say that, he said we shouldn’t excessively shame people who masturbate, which is very different.
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Assaulting a kid 8 comments
carl · 1 year ago
This happens a lot at schools, and the perpetrator is usually just one kid with serious mental health issues. Which makes it hard since the kid is usually already medicated, but still hurting other kids, so it’s not like you can just remove that kid and put them alone. It’s a weird problem.
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A Map of Us 94 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Put me up in the middle of Minnesota
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Dude, how many of those are you getting? 2 comments
carl · 1 year ago
What a “rip off”
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RIP (literally) 5 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Not so good, literally everyone thinks I’m a bot. Probably cause I vanish for weeks then show up with 3,000 new shitposts
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Born Deaf 4 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Sign language
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They can't 4 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Yes
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Revolutionary War pt. 2 10 comments
carl · 1 year ago
A perfect way to reclaim the holy land
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I'm dying 5 comments
carl · 1 year ago
But I can’t wait that long
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Facts 38 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Awww thanks, I appreciate that, however I’m actually a girl, I’m just a big fan of the old Llamas with hats vids, but I like compliments too.
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In the name of god! 3 comments
carl · 1 year ago
there’s no aliens down there fam whose cheeks are you gonna clap
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Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 1 year ago · Edited 1 year ago
Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Yeah but only with like 1 or 2 Instagram influencers, and there was Rachel Dozel
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Twitter these days 20 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Normal everyday people just like to tan, but there have been examples of Instagram influencers trying to look black to get more followers.
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Be careful 29 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Hey, but at least he’s trying to be safe
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The Allfather deems it necessary 11 comments
carl · 1 year ago
I don’t mean to seem dramatic but I think that shit an omen
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Both can be removed with lasers 6 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Not in Alabama
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wholesome 100 5 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Is that Katie....
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Imagine 60 comments
carl · 1 year ago
You sir just mixed the Leviticus Laws with the New Testament and have triggered me to Crusade. Deus Veult!
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Imagine 60 comments
carl · 1 year ago
Hi, I’m gonna jump in here. All the versions read pretty much the same, starting with stating that the Jews had heard that adultery was wrong, but adding that looking at women lustfully was also wrong. He then says the little lines about cutting off hands. None of the versions cut out the adultery part or something. But because the metaphor is not specific, most theologians have decided it applies to all sins
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