I’m the one on the far right who looks really pissed off, as if someone just took the last of the cereal then put the empty box back in the cupboard

Your chances are still really low, but you’re supposed to avoid smoking, obesity, and pills with estrogen.

I got the same thing but on the left side: left eye goes black, left arm goes numb, but then my migraine would show up. I’m not super educated in it, but I know that the aura is because of blood vessels in your brain constricting, causing weird vision stuff. Because the vessels are smaller it’s harder for blood to pass through and you could get an isemich stroke.

Yup, well you’re still always twice as likely to get a stroke, even if you don’t have them anymore, something about the way our brains are built

I got those too, and just to let you know, because I was not aware of this, if you get aura migraines you’re twice as likely to get a stroke as everyone else. Your chances are still low, but you’re advised to steer clear of smoking and medicine that can raise chances of strokes.

Oof

No it’s the piano man

It’s not a book it’s a fan fiction about Harry Potter and vampires.

Only if you enjoyed it

Whoa whoa whoa, this is messed up, they call me calm and colloquial Carl

My friends were into the culty stuff. I’ve never seen white/green magic but if it involves spirits of any kind I’m out

Yeah, we just man up and post on Twitter about wanting to die

It’s the animal equivalent of an anime body pillow

No dick!

Guilty as charged

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cnbc.com/amp/2018/08/04/4--risks-consumer-face-with-dna-testing-and-buying-life-insurance.html

Ah yes, the implausible and fantastical choice between Wheaties and Frosted Flakes