Carl

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Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 5 years ago
wait so then why do people do it
Always be prepared 13 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Thank god somebody finally said it! Plus wouldn’t you get a fuck ton of ingrown hairs?
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Apple vs huwaii vs samsung 1 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Does somebody have a link to this? I’ve been confused on what’s going on with all this...
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You underestimate the girl power, peter..!!! 7 comments
carl · 5 years ago
My favorite part of the movie was when Captain Marvel was only in 3 scenes
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You underestimate the girl power, peter..!!! 7 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Yeah this movie was so insanely good, but this scene was just too campy for me.
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Imperfect special hospitable Dove 1 comments
carl · 5 years ago
That’s how I feel about the James Charles fiasco
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Does anyone really watch it anymore? 9 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Against, they just signed one of those “heartbeat bills”
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"I'm not like most girls" 2 comments
carl · 5 years ago
“Not ALL men.”
-All men
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Sight* I miss the good old Times! Time to play wynncraft again 7 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Yeah I felt old reading this post, Minecraft didn’t appear until I was older. These youngins will never understand being able to launch seven innocent people off a roller coaster
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"Hey wanna dance?" "I only know one." "Wot." 3 comments
carl · 5 years ago
This is cursed, but only because he used the pizzatron music instead of the nightclub music smh
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Me in real life 4 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Some people just have naturally fat cheeks, so when they gain weight it shows there first. In reality they’re gaining weight everywhere but because it’s on their face they just notice that weight first. My source: Me, I have fat ass cheeks
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Well, that makes sense 9 comments
carl · 5 years ago
There’s music for deaf people now. It’s mostly Christian music, but there’s deaf bands too
Just think about it 14 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Hi there, this is not correct. Please google it.
My favorite part is when they brag about it on Instagram as if they paid for it 6 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Then you are just regular rich
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Friday night is Friday night 9 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Yeah, priests and nuns are allowed to drink so this photo isn’t rare or anything
Well, that escalated quickly 9 comments
carl · 5 years ago
The last line is the only reason I upvoted
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title 4 comments
carl · 5 years ago
To be fair, he’s had like 8, and he only weighs 10 lbs
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stone 14 comments
carl · 5 years ago
No but then why wouldn’t they be the same size
stone 14 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Okay but is the last one supposed to be a grown ass shape fucking a baby shape? Or am I just crazy
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I would watch this, doncha know 15 comments
carl · 5 years ago
I’m glad the way we talk makes you happy!
I would watch this, doncha know 15 comments
carl · 5 years ago
It depends on the area you’re in in Minnesota, some places it’s a really slight accent and they never say “dontcha know”, but we def say “ope” and “oofta”. Some of the stuff in this post no one says, like “now there yet”, maybe that’s a typo. I think we sound a bit Canadian. We don’t notice it because it’s how we’ve always talked, and how everyone around us talks. But yes it’s funny and adorable
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I would watch this, doncha know 15 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Ope, I’m from Minnesota and I feel personally attacked by this post.
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There out there somewhere 5 comments
carl · 5 years ago
Is that why I’m so incredibly lame?
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Everyone on this site 9 comments
carl · 5 years ago
What was deleted