Well that's unsanitary.

Adopt me?

The mint one sounds refreshing.

Well, that escalated quickly.

They have an app like the iq alarm clock. I used to have it and it was frustrating.

This was a stupid movie, this scene was the funniest.

San Francisco, CA?

The only time I ever do instagram my starbucks is when they do spell my name wrong.

Oh sure, when she does it it's cute. But when I do it I get the police called on me.

Isn't this called scotch guard?

I would eat one. Then break another one in half. No one would be the wiser.

One of my all time favorite shows.

This look like some Odd Future would have.

Lady Gaga acts like a lady.

Am I the only one concerned about the actual kids that were in that bus?

But I live there. It's real.

"You had one job!"

Too bad ice cubes aren't on the additional toppings list.

Id mix real ones with those.

Wally, is that Waldo's brother or something?

I like how there's carts other than from Target in the Target cart corral.