I just read The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks, and I can tell you that most of this is not only unnecessary, but some is actually counterproductive and dangerous.
Couldn't have said it better. I/We could do a systematic take down of these... but the hell with that. Just read the ZSG everybody.
I will say this though: The car? Those spikes are the stupidest thing you could do. Zombie survival is not mad Mad Max. One or more biters could get stuck to them, making it hazardous to get out. Plow, grill guard and top hatch? Not bad ideas. Spikes are foolish.
Indeed.
I'm too lazy to do a bunch at once, so how 'bout we all go one at a time, in order?
I say the airless tires are fine. They weren't invented for zombies, but that's neither here nor there. The only problem with them is, as is mentioned in the book, is that you should "get out of the car, and get onto the bike". Bicycles require no fuel, are nearly silent, and can reach places cars can't. Oh, and lets not forget, there will be a buttload of other cars clogging up, or just plain abandoned on the roads. And you thought your commute was bad...
Now, if you can find airless tires for a mountain bike or something, that'd be super sweet.
I really find it strange, if not funny, that many Americans do believe in zombies and zombies apocalypse. But indeed that there is a true apocalypse of sorts that is now afflicting the whole world and it is called: GLOBAL WARMING! In fact, another manifestation is now affecting the US Midwest which experts call: POLAR VORTEX sort of weather.
I will say this though: The car? Those spikes are the stupidest thing you could do. Zombie survival is not mad Mad Max. One or more biters could get stuck to them, making it hazardous to get out. Plow, grill guard and top hatch? Not bad ideas. Spikes are foolish.
I'm too lazy to do a bunch at once, so how 'bout we all go one at a time, in order?
I say the airless tires are fine. They weren't invented for zombies, but that's neither here nor there. The only problem with them is, as is mentioned in the book, is that you should "get out of the car, and get onto the bike". Bicycles require no fuel, are nearly silent, and can reach places cars can't. Oh, and lets not forget, there will be a buttload of other cars clogging up, or just plain abandoned on the roads. And you thought your commute was bad...
Now, if you can find airless tires for a mountain bike or something, that'd be super sweet.