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There's still very good people in the world 10 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
I agree with taeminnieah, Muslims are often stereotyped and this does show otherwise.
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This dawned on me while using a urinal at the bar last night 15 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Pretty sure the struggle of holding it while you pee isn't that big of a deal compared to periods lol
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Now we wait 9 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
lol that's funny. I don't know about everywhere else but a lot of times in America people with nice cars will park over the line like that so people won't park next to them. If you don't want to park next to someone you probably shouldn't own a car
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malteasers 45 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
The whopper from burger king
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If my palm could go through my face, that is how hard my face palm would be 4 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Too bad a ticket wouldn't affect him
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Now we wait 9 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Also the fact that it's a camero not a Benz or BMW or something like that
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Offending two groups of people at once 20 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Damn it's just a joke. And black paternal abandonment is way higher than any other race
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Make your own ring 20 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Right I'm sure doing this will send feds barging in your door
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I couldn't get off that elevator fast enough 7 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Women: would this get a guy slapped?
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Just what I think 53 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
All it would take honestly is to take a teacher and spend a few days at the gun range with a semi experienced shooter, then give the teacher a gun. It would make the school infinitely safer.
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Warning, this is not true 17 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
It's a prank, genius. A blue waffle is slang for a type of vaginal infection, the point is to get you to do an image search.
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Things that should be taught in high school 44 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
The constitution is not built so the government can tax people... What the fuck are you talking about, have you heard nothing I've said? Why is the government allowed to forcefully steal my money if I don't want to give it to them? It's completely ridiculous and wrong. And like I said it discourages hard work and the starting of businesses because of how much damn taxes you have to "pay." If you get rid of income tax you put more money back into people's pockets, put more money in business, therefore creating more jobs. As it is our insane income tax rates drive businesses out of the country because they can do it elsewhere cheaper. Do you really think that is right? You work for money, then the government steps in and, at the point of a gun I might add, forcefully takes your money. Anything that has to be forcefully done to citizens who have broken no laws and done nothing wrong is completely wrong.
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Works every time... They immediately spill everything 5 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Ah.... I guess I don't see how that would make them tell you what's wrong if they didn't already plan on telling you. Anyway thanks
Works every time... They immediately spill everything 5 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Why ask this? I'm a fixer upper myself but what does this accomplish?
He loves getting his nails done. Ahhh yiss 4 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
That's cool!
Just what I think 53 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Exactly. One civilian with a pistol and the 2 murderers are killed and possibly kill only a few. But no, now twenty people are dead
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Real talk 12 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Not to be confused with titbag.
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Just what I think 53 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
The banning of firearms would have no impact, people would simply use other means of weaponry. Knives and clubs for example. This whole issue is about a stabbing anyway. Taking a gun away does not take away the person's want to kill. They'll do it one way or another, banning guns simply makes law abiding citizens sitting sitting ducks for those who kill.
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Human zoo 100 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Holy shit. This is real?
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He loves getting his nails done. Ahhh yiss 4 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
That's a strong looking dog. I want him
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Just what I think 53 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
You deal with it by having armed civilians and guards present and when some psycho comes to kill everyone, you kill him.
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Just what I think 53 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Ah yes that would stop the students from shooting up the school but what about a crazed, non-student killer like in sandy hook? Armed guards would be the answer, perhaps. And I totally agree with op that there is a mental health issue, not a gun issue.
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Step brothers 6 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
I don't remember this being from step brothers... ?
This picture makes we want to work hard 4 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
No, because a Lamborghini commercial would do no good, lambos don't appeal to the mass population, therefore a commercial would be useless.
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Cant be tough all the time 32 comments
jjohnson21 · 6 years ago
Yes ignore the main body of what I said and sarcastically reply to one tiny part of what I said. Very typical of you.
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