*Pokémon become real*

I'm more of a Carlton Lassiter fan.

Thanks pastywhitegirl.

Imagine having chicken pox on your crotch. Not near it. On it.

Technically, the post has eight. The titles are optional. I usually don't read them.

Dang :(

Is it still there?

But you love me more, right?

Justin Bieber wears too much make-up (I know celebrities usually wear make-up, but JB wears an abnormal amount), demands respect even when he dresses like a poor farmer in front of an important person, doesn't have the decency to buy a belt, he smokes marijuana, races his Ferrari in a neighborhood where there are children, ect. (Yes, Justin Bieber is a male. Yes, he has make-up covered face that makes him have womanlike attributes. But he is a male. Deal with it like a mature human being)
I'm not saying I hate him, I'm just saying that that it's not helping his case by acting like a "swag" idiot who sags his pants and gets in fights/ arguments all the time.
Yeah, and YOU don't know him either. Unless you are closely related or the best of friends. And we aren't judging. It's just solid, dependable facts.
Although, I agree. Stop making posts about Justin Bieber. It's annoying and immature. We are wasting our time.

Nobody cares.

Wow. Whenever I see your username I think of myself, Carlton Lassiter. Or, as some people call me, Lassie. (Or Lassy, whatever floats your yacht)

Hey, I did it once. Once.