Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler

Count the letters in what, yet, although, then, rarely, and never.

I've had them. They are like delicious custard

I hope he's not climbing the pierced tree

You'd have to be one of the most gullible parents on the planet

That was worth watching twice

What the heck are they eating?

When she went from wife to fiancé, I thought he would continue to downgrade her to his "girlfriend" then to his "ex"

Where's his ears and neck?

You are so beautiful! :)

I have that painting on my wall too :O

I did this for many excruciating years until last New Year's Eve I said if I don't stop all this shit by midnight (insert terrible threat) would happen. I used it against itself and I've never done it again and I've felt like the genie from Aladdin when he gets his handcuffs taken off ever since

Those are separate poles that aren't meant to add up

I'm thinking that would attract predators to the nest

Oh that's my buddy Frank... He's just messing around. Don't worry he's a sweetheart

I wouldn't risk the time it takes to get another phone to take a picture with the possibility of the water filling up more