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Natalie dormer & benedict cumberbatch 15 comments
cartercarter · 4 years ago
Sherlock Holmes and Irene Adler
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It took me some time 21 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Count the letters in what, yet, although, then, rarely, and never.
Me in life 12 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Yeah, what the heck? It's even word for word.
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*Heavy breathing* 19 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I've gotten them from farmers markets. They're a mid summer fruit though, so you might have to wait until next year to try them. By the way, there are many different kinds and they all taste like sweet custard.
*Heavy breathing* 19 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I've had them. They are like delicious custard
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A Little Bear's First Climbing Lesson 10 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I hope he's not climbing the pierced tree
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Scrolling through Facebook when I found this gem 17 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
You'd have to be one of the most gullible parents on the planet
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Must have! 4 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Ohhhh lol :)
Must have! 4 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
It might be because I just woke up but I can't reread this enough times to understand what you're talking about
Going in for my first job interview tomorrow! Wish me luck! 7 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Good luck!! Oh, and don't forget to seal the deal buy spitting in your palm before you shake their hand goodbye.
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Every meal and every bite 9 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
What the heck are they eating?
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Now that's the best divorce letter ever 26 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Yeah what the heck is going on? This was really lame
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This made me laugh way harder then it should have 6 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
When she went from wife to fiancé, I thought he would continue to downgrade her to his "girlfriend" then to his "ex"
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No touchy! Stahp! 2 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Where's his ears and neck?
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The intruder 52 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Exactly how I feel everytime
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DAY 300 OF YOUR DAILY DOSE OF CUTE!!! WHOOP WHOOP 101 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
You are so beautiful! :)
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I'm so tired of your sh*t, mom 16 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I have that painting on my wall too :O
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I think it is a little childish from my person 7 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I did this for many excruciating years until last New Year's Eve I said if I don't stop all this shit by midnight (insert terrible threat) would happen. I used it against itself and I've never done it again and I've felt like the genie from Aladdin when he gets his handcuffs taken off ever since
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Crunching numbers 24 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Those are separate poles that aren't meant to add up
Well It's more comfortable than twigs 6 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Owls eat rodents and other small animals, they don't eat preditors like wolves and foxes
Well It's more comfortable than twigs 6 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I'm thinking that would attract predators to the nest
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His hometown is getting weirder 24 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Oh my gosh! What a coincidence, you know him too?
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His hometown is getting weirder 24 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
Oh that's my buddy Frank... He's just messing around. Don't worry he's a sweetheart
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When life gives you a second chance 16 comments
cartercarter · 5 years ago
I wouldn't risk the time it takes to get another phone to take a picture with the possibility of the water filling up more
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